Sailor Moon (North American TV Version)
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Episode 4 "So You Want to be a Superstar"
Serena:
>> IT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS
WEEK I'LL BE LATE!
I HAVE TO THINK OF AN
EXCUSE.
HUH?
WHAT'S THIS?
"SAFFRON'S VITAMINS GIVE
ENERGY".
Molly:
>> SERENA, COME ON!
WE'RE LATE!
Serena:
>> THANKS, MOLLY.
>> THIS BUMP HURTS.
Molly:
>> I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
I'M NOT USED TO BEING LATE.
I PANICKED.
Melvin:
>> LOOK WHO'S ON TODAY'S
ENTERTAINMENT PAGE!
Serena:
>> DID YOU STEAL IT?
Melvin:
>> NO, I WON IT FAIR AND
SQUARE IN A CONTEST I
ENTERED WHEN I JOINED THE
SAFFRON FAN CLUB.
Molly:
>> YOU JOINED SAFFRON'S FAN
CLUB?
Melvin:
>> YEAH, THEY GIVE LOTS OF
NIFTY INFORMATION.
LIKE, SHE GOT $5 MILLION FOR
HER FIRST ROLE.
Serena:
>> NO WAY!
I WONDER IF SHE NEEDS AN
ASSISTANT?
Girl:
>> IF I HAD $5 MILLION, I'D
BUY MY FAMILY A HOUSE.
Girl:
>> I'D BUY EVERYONE A NEW
CAR.
Molly:
>> I'D SHOP AND BUY CLOTHES
AND MAKEUP!
Girl:
>> FOR SURE!
Girl:
>> I'M GETTING AN AGENT AND
BECOMING A STAR, TOO.
Melvin:
>> IN MY OPINION, I BELIEVE
ONE OF YOU COULD REALLY BE A
STAR.
Girl:
>> SPIN IT OUT!
Melvin:
>> THAT WOULD BE THE ONE
AND ONLY, INCOMPARABLE
SERENA!
Serena:
>> HUH?
Melvin:
>> YOU'D BE GREAT!
Serena:
>> ME, A SUPERSTAR?
COOL!
Saffron:
>> THERE, MY AUTOGRAPH.
Jedite:
>> I COULD USE THIS GIRL.
I'LL TELL QUEEN BERYL.
Beryl:
>> I'M COUNTING ON YOU.
DON'T DISAPPOINT ME.
THROUGH THIS GIRL, WE'LL
GATHER POWER FOR THE
NEGAFORCE!
Serena:
>> MOLLY, ARE YOU SURE
ABOUT THIS?
Molly:
>> YEP.
WE'LL HAVE OUR NAMES IN
LIGHTS.
Serena:
>> I KNOW HOW!
Molly:
>> WHAT?
Serena:
>> WE'LL BE SPORTS STARS!
Molly:
>> NO, I'M THE MANAGER AND
I HAVE A PLAN TO MAKE US
RICH MEGASTARS!
Serena:
>> HOW?
Molly:
>> ROCK VIDEOS!
Serena:
>> THAT'S WICKED!
Luna:
>> TELL ME SHE'S NOT GOING
TO SING!
Molly:
>> WE'LL BE A HOT TEAM!
Serena:
>> WE'LL BE FAMOUS!
Molly:
>> LET'S DO IT!
(Serena and Molly singing
...badly)
FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT
WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT
NEVER RUNNING FROM
A REAL FIGHT
SHE IS THE ONE CALLED...
Sammy:
>> ARE YOU TRYING TO
TORTURE ME?
Serena:
>> YOU'RE RUINING OUR
PRACTICE!
Molly:
>> WE COULD USE HIM AS A
BACKUP DANCER!
Sammy:
>> GOTTA RUN!
Molly:
>> I KNEW THAT WOULD GET
RID OF HIM.
(more singing)
FIGHTING EVIL BY...
FIGHTING EVIL BY
MOONLIGHT...
OH.
Molly:
>> AAH!
Serena:
>> NOT BAD, BUT DON'T
SCREAM.
Molly:
>> YOU WERE SQUASHING MY
FOOT!
Serena:
>> YOU WERE TOO CLOSE.
Molly:
>> MAYBE I SHOULD GET YOUR
BROTHER.
HE CAN'T BE WORSE THAN YOU!
Serena:
>> YOUR ROUTINE WOULD MAKE
ANYBODY DANCE LIKE A GEEK!
Luna:
>> AND THEY SAY CATFIGHTS
ARE BAD.
Serena:
>> I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO
BEING RICH AND FAMOUS.
Serena's Mom:
>> THIS GUY'S S FUNNY!
Serena's Dad:
>> BRILLIANT!
I DON'T KNOW HOW HE GETS THE
MONKEY TO DO THAT.
Serena:
>> NO, DAD, YOU'RE
BRILLIANT!
???:
>> HUH?
Serena:
>> YOU JUST FIGURED OUT HOW
I'LL BE A MEGASTAR!
Dad:
>> DID SHE EAT LOTS OF
SWEETS TODAY?
Mom:
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
Sammy:
>> SHE'S JUST A SPACE CASE.
Serena:
>> COME ON, LUNA, BACK TO
WORK.
Luna:
>> CATS AREN'T MEANT TO
DANCE AND SING.
Serena:
>> IF YOU CAN TALK, I'M
SURE YOU CAN DANCE.
QUIT MAKING EXCUSES.
Melvin:
>> MOLLY, OPEN UP!
IT'S YOU-KNOW-WHO FOR THE
SECRET MEETING YOU COULDN'T
TALK ABOUT ON THE PHONE!
Molly:
>> KEEP IT DOWN.
AMAZING WHAT MAKEUP AND THE
RIGHT CLOTHES CAN DO.
Melvin:
>> I'M NOT SURE HOW I LET
YOU TALK ME INTO THIS.
I USUALLY WEAR BLACK.
Molly:
>> IT WON'T MATTER WHEN
WE'RE FAMOUS!
Melvin:
>> I'M GOING TO BE FAMOUS?
Molly:
>> YOU WILL IF YOU DO
EVERYTHING I SAY.
WE'RE GOING TO DO ROCK
VIDEOS.
Melvin:
>> MAYBE I'LL WIN AN AWARD!
I'VE ALREADY GOT A GREAT
SPEECH:
I'D LIKE TO THANK MY FRIENDS
OF THE INTERNET, AND MY
MANAGER, MOLLY!
Molly:
>> THIS MIGHT WORK.
Monster of the Day (MoD):
>> SAFFRON, YOU'RE MINE!
Saffron:
>> LET GO!
LET GO!
SOMEBODY HELP ME!
Jedite:
>> YOU, TOO, CAN BE FAMOUS,
BUT YOU HAVE TO KNOW HOW.
HERE'S SAFFRON TO TELL YOU!
MoD Saffron:
>> HELLO, I'M HAPPY TO
BRING YOU GREAT NEWS.
YOU'RE INVITED TO TAKE PART
IN OUR STAR QUEST CONTEST!
Girl:
>> IT'S REALLY HER!
Girl:
>> SHE'S TALL IN PERSON.
Saffron:
>> JOIN US, AND BE SURE TO
SIGN UP IN TEAMS OF TWO.
Girl:
>> LET'S DO IT!
Girl:
>> WE CAN TEAM UP TOGETHER.
Girls:
>>> WE'LL BE SUPERSTARS!
JUST LIKE SAFFRON!
Girl:
>> DID YOU HEAR ABOUT
SAFFRON'S STAR QUEST?
Serena:
>> WHAT QUEST?
Molly:
>> LET ME GUESS: YOU WERE
ASLEEP?
Serena:
>> I HAD TO STAY IN CLASS
FOR STUDY HALL.
Girl:
>> SHE SAID TWO PEOPLE
WOULD GET PICKED AS WINNERS.
Girl:
>> EVERYONE'S ELIGIBLE, AND
THE WINNING TEAM GETS A
CONTRACT JUST LIKE HERS.
Serena:
>> OUR TEAM'S SET!
Molly:
>> BUT SERENA, YOU DON'T
HAVE A PARTNER!
Melvin:
>> ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
ME?
MOLLY, CHECK THIS OUT FOR
OUR ROUTINE!
Molly:
>> I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY
WE'RE PARTNERS!
Melvin:
>> THEN I WON'T SAY HOW YOU
BEGGED ME TO DO IT, EITHER!
Saffron:
>> YOU'RE ALL PSYCHED UP,
RIGHT?
All:
>>> RIGHT!
Police Officer:
>> WHAT'S THIS?
Saffron's Agent:
>> SAFFRON, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE
MALL!
Saffron:
>> REMEMBER, YOU NEED TO
SHOW YOUR ENERGY!
Officer & Agent:
>>> OH!
HEY!
Officer:
>> YAHOO!
Agent:
>> TA-DAA!
Saffron:
>> A PERFECT EXAMPLE!
Officer & Agent:
>>> WE'LL BE SUPERSTARS!
Serena:
>> THIS WILL BE GREAT,
LUNA!
Luna:
>> I'M NOT GOING.
Serena:
>> YOU CAN'T BACK OUT.
Luna:
>> I'M NOT, BECAUSE I NEVER
AGREED TO BE IN IT!
Serena:
>> YOU'VE JUST GOT STAGE
FRIGHT!
Luna:
>> I'M AFRAID THAT YOU'LL
FORGET ABOUT YOUR MISSION.
Serena:
>> WE'LL BE RICH AND
FAMOUS.
Luna:
>> I'M NOT GOING.
Serena:
>> WHY?
Luna:
>> BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE
IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO.
AND BEING IN SHOW BUSINESS
IS SERIOUS WORK.
IT'S TOO STRANGE AND
SUSPICIOUS.
AND LOOKS WHAT'S HAPPENING
BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR
FRIENDS.
CRYING WON'T HELP; THE
ANSWER'S STILL "NO".
Serena???:
>> IT HELPS ANYWAY!
Darien:
>> HEY!
Serena:
>> I HOPE HE DOESN'T COME
HERE.
Darien:
>> HEY, MEATBALLHEAD, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE AT THE
TALENT SHOW.
Serena:
>> HUH?
Darien:
>> ESPECIALLY SINCE YOUR
FRIENDS ARE THERE ACTING
LIKE FOOLS.
Serena:
>> I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO
DO.
I'D LOVE TO STAY AND CHAT,
BUT I'VE GOT HOMEWORK.
HE MAKES ME SO MAD!
Girl:
>> DO YOU KNOW WHY
ELEPHANTS WEAR GREEN
SNEAKERS?
Girl:
>> WHY?
Girl:
>> SO THEY CAN SNEAK AROUND
IN THE GRASS!
Saffron:
>> YOU'RE IN!
CONGRATULATIONS!
Molly & Melvin singing:
.
Saffron:
>> THAT WAS GREAT!
YOU'RE IN!
Molly:
>> WE DID IT!
Melvin:
>> WE SOUNDED GOOD, TOO!
Saffron:
>> ALL OF YOU HAVE MADE IT
TO THE FINAL ROUND.
WE'LL SEE YOU AT THE SOUTH
AUDITORIUM ON SATURDAY TO
PICK THE WINNERS.
Serena:
>> I'M LATE FOR STUDY HALL!
WHAT'S GOING ON?
Girl:
>> WHY DON'T WE DO OUR
"KNOCK-KNOCK" JOKES?
Girl:
>> ALL RIGHT.
KNOCK-KNOCK...
Serena:
>> WANT TO GET ICE CREAM
LATER?
Molly:
>> NO, BUSY!
Melvin:
>> PARTY TIME!
GET READY FOR A HOT PARTY!
SERENA, HAVE A STREAMER.
Molly:
>> WE FINISHED JUST IN
TIME!
Serena:
>> YOU WON?
Girl:
>> NO, SHE'S GOT FAME ON
THE BRAIN.
Girl:
>> AND WE'RE THE BEST.
Melvin:
>> WHO CARES?
WE'LL ALL WIN!
Luna:
>> ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE
STILL NOT ANGRY THAT I WON'T
BE IN THE CONTEST?
Serena:
>> NO, I'M GLAD.
Luna:
>> BUT YOUR FRIENDS ARE
HAVING SO MUCH FUN.
Serena:
>> IT'S TOO MUCH WORK FOR
ME.
Luna:
>> REALLY?
Serena:
>> I WONDER IF THEY'LL
STILL TALK TO ME WHEN
THEY'RE FAMOUS?
Luna:
>> THEY WILL IF THEY'RE
TRUE FRIENDS.
Molly:
>> IT'S BEEN GREAT
PRACTISING WITH YOU GUYS!
Melvin:
>> WE WON'T FORGET YOU WHEN
WE WIN.
Girl:
>> WHO SAYS YOU'RE WINNING?
YOU'LL BE LUCKY IF YOU GET
LAST PLACE!
Girls:
>>> YEAH!
Girl:
>> WE'LL BE THE NEXT
SUPERSTARS!
Serena:
>> I'LL BE GLAD WHEN THIS
IS OVER.
Serena:
>> WEIRD.
I THOUGHT THIS CLOSED MONTHS
AGO.
Saffron:
>> EVERYONE'S HERE?
WE NEED YOU ALL TO BE READY.
WE EXPECT YOU TO PUT ON A
GOOD SHOW.
LOTS OF ENERGY!
Girl:
>> DO YOU KNOW YOUR
PUNCHLINES?
Girl:
>> YES.
Molly:
>> IT'S PACKED OUT THERE.
Girl:
>> WE'RE GONNA WIN!
Girl:
>> RIGHT.
Officer:
>> MY ONE-ARMED HANDSTAND!
Agent:
>> AND MY SUPER STOMACH
CRUNCHER!
Saffron:
>> NOW TO GET ENERGY FOR
QUEEN BERYL.
Jedite:
>> EXCELLENT.
QUEEN BERYL WILL BE PLEASED.
Serena:
>> LUNA, WHAT'S THAT?
Luna:
>> ENERGY WAVES!
Saffron:
>> HI, MAY I HELP YOU?
Serena:
>> OH NO!
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
Luna:
>> SERENA, WAIT!
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
IT'S TIME TO BECOME SAILOR
MOON!
Serena:
>> I CAN'T; I'M TOO SCARED!
Luna:
>> BUT YOUR FRIENDS ARE IN
TROUBLE.
IT MUST BE QUEEN BERYL.
Serena:
>> IF I REALLY HAVE TO.
MOON PRISM POWER!
Saffron:
>> HA, HA, HA...
>> UH-OH.
Sailor Moon:
THE CURTAIN IS CLOSED ON
THIS BOGUS COMPETITION!
GIVE THESE PEOPLE BACK THEIR
ENERGY!
Saffron:
>> WHO ARE YOU?
Sailor Moon:
>> I'M SAILOR MOON, THE
CHAMPION OF JUSTICE.
ON BEHALF OF THE MOON, I
RIGHT WRONGS AND TRIUMPH
OVER EVIL!
AND THAT'S YOU!
YOU DON'T SCARE ME A BIT.
Saffron:
>> YOU CAN'T HIDE!
Sailor Moon:
>> IF YOU SEE LUNA, TELL
HER I COULD USE HER HELP.
Saffron:
>> LOOKING FOR ME?
Sailor Moon:
>> OH!
SHE'S SQUEEZING ME!
LET GO!
I CAN HARDLY BREATHE.
MY FINGERS ARE TURNING TO
ICE!
Saffron:
>> THAT OUGHT TO COOL YOU
OFF!
HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
Tuxedo Mask:
>> YOU MUST BELIEVE IN
YOURSELF, SAILOR MOON.
Sailor Moon:
>> TUXEDO MASK, THANK YOU.
Tuxedo Mask:
>> DON'T MENTION IT.
Saffron:
>> WHO'S THAT MAN?
LET'S FIND OUT!
Luna:
>> DON'T LET HER GET AWAY!
Sailor Moon:
>> I WON'T!
MOON TIARA POWER!
I BANISH YOU TO THE
NEGAVERSE!
Luna:
>> YOU DEFEATED THEM,
SAILOR MOON.
Molly:
>> WOW, THAT WAS A WEIRD
DREAM.
Melvin:
>> YEAH.
Girl:
>> I NEVER WANT TO HEAR
ANOTHER KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE.
Girl:
>> EXACTLY.
Real Saffron:
>> I MUST BE WORKING TOO
HARD.
Serena:
>> WHAT A WEEK.
Luna:
>> I WAS PROUD OF YOU
TODAY.
Serena:
>> THANKS.
Luna:
>> NOW USE AL
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