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Episode 9 "Cruise Blues"
Opening Theme Song:
FIGHTING EVIL
BY MOONLIGHT
WINNING LOVE
BY DAYLIGHT
NEVER RUNNING
FROM A REAL FIGHT
SHE IS THE ONE
NAMED SAILOR MOON
SHE WILL NEVER TURN
HER BACK ON A FRIEND
SHE IS ALWAYS THERE
TO DEFEND
SHE IS THE ONE
ON WHOM WE CAN DEPEND
SHE IS THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR
SAILOR VENUS
SAILOR MERCURY
SAILOR MARS
SAILOR JUPITER
YOU CAN SEE THE POWERS
ARE SO NEW TO HER
SHE IS THE ONE
NAMED SAILOR MOON
FIGHTING EVIL
BY MOONLIGHT
WINNING LOVE
BY DAYLIGHT
WITH THE SAILORS
SCOUTS TO HELP FIGHT
SHE IS THE ONE
NAMED SAILOR MOON
SHE IS THE ONE
NAMED SAILOR MOON
SHE IS THE ONE
SAILOR MOON!
Sailor Moon:
>>MOON TIARA! MAGIC!
Jedite:
>>ONE OF THESE DAYS I'LL BE RID OF YOU.
Titus:
>>JEDITE, YOU MUST BE LOSING YOUR TOUCH,
LETTING THAT SILLY LITTLE SAILOR BRAT
BOTHER YOU.
Jedite:
>>WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE, TITUS?
Titus:
>>I'VE BEEN MONITORING YOUR PROGRESS
AND I'VE GOT TO SAY, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU
NEED SOME HELP.
Jedite:
>>CRAWL BACK UNDER THE ROCK YOU
CAME FROM, TITUS. I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP.
I'M DOING JUST FINE BY MYSELF.
Titus:
>>YOU'RE AS STUBBORN AS EVER, BUT I
WANT A CHANCE TO PROVE MYSELF. GIVE
ME A CHANCE TO HELP QUEEN BERYL WITH
HER GREAT MISSION.
Jedite:
>>OH, PERFECT. JUST WHAT QUEEN BERYL
NEEDS. NOW, GET A MOVE ON. YOU'RE
WASTING MY TIME.
Titus:
>>AT LEAST LISTEN, JEDITE. MY POWERS
HAVE GROWN SINCE WE LAST SAW EACH
OTHER. AND I CAN BE A VALUABLE ALLY
NOW. I CAN HELP YOU COLLECT VAST
AMOUNTS OF ENERGY.
Jedite:
>>FORGET ABOUT... WHAT? WHAT'S THAT?
Titus:
>>I'VE COME UP WITH A PERFECT PLAN TO
GATHER ENERGY. IT'S VERY SIMPLE. WE
INVITE HUMAN COUPLES ON A CRUISE.
Man:
>>THIS IS THE HOLIDAY YOU CANNOT MISS.
ROMANCE, MUSIC, GOOD FOOD, DANCING
UNDER THE STARS. IT'S ALL YOURS ON OUR
SUNSET ROMANCE CRUISE SHIP.
Serena:
>>I WANT TO GO.
Serena:
I WISH I HAD A BOYFRIEND TO
GO ON THIS CRUISE WITH.
Molly:
>>MY DAD TRIED TO MAKE A RESERVATION
BUT THEY'RE BOOKED FOR MONTHS.
Melvin:
>>MY TWO FAVOURITE LADIES. WHAT ARE
YOU READING? I CAN TELL YOU IN DETAIL
HOW THIS LINER WAS BUILT.
Serena:
>>I'D RATHER TAKE A MATH TEST, MELVIN.
BUZZ OFF.
Melvin:
>>GOSH. IT'S A GOOD THING YOU WERE
LOOKING AT THIS THING, SERENA. I FORGOT
TO GIVE MY NEIGHBOUR THE FREE PASSES
FOR THIS.
Serena:
>>YOU HAVE FREE PASSES ON THAT SHIP?
Molly
>>HOW DID YOU GET
THEM, MELVIN?
Melvin:
>>I ENTERED A COMPUTER CONTEST ON THE
INTERNET, AND THAT CRUISE WAS THE FIRST
PLACE PRIZE.
Serena:
>>HOW COME YOU DIDN'T KEEP THEM AND
INVITE ONE OF US?
Melvin:
>>MY PARENTS WOULDN'T LET ME GO. I GET
TOO SEASICK. YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO WIN
YOUR OWN. THE NEWS STAND AND
DOWNTOWN HAS GOT A CONTEST GOING
FOR A PAIR OF...
Serena:
>>GET OUT OF MY WAY!
Serena:
>>ONE GOLD MARBLE! I LOST AGAIN.
Man:
>>AH WELL. AT LEAST YOU GET SOME
CONSOLATION SOAP.
Serena:
>>OH GREAT. EXCUSE ME PLEASE.
Raye:
>>SERENA.
Serena:
>>HEY RAYE, YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT THIS
NEW CONTEST. YOU CAN WIN TWO FREE
TICKETS ON THE SUNSET ROMANCE CRUISE
SHIP.
Raye:
>>WHY WOULD I WANT TO GO ON THAT? I
DON'T EVEN HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
Serena:
>>YOU COULD TAKE ALONG A SPECIAL
FRIEND.
Raye:
>>YOU MEAN YOU? NO WAY. WHY WOULD I
WANT TO GET STUCK ON A BOAT WITH THE
WORLD'S BIGGEST BRAT?
Raye:
>>I'D LIKE TO TRY, PLEASE.
Man:
>>IT'S YOUR MONEY.
Serena:
>>HEY!
Man:
>>THAT'S IT. WE HAVE A WINNER! A WINNER
FOR THE SUNSET CRUISE! THE CONTEST'S
OVER!
Raye:
>>YAY! YAY! I WON! ALL RIGHT!
Serena:
>>SHE CHEATED SHE USED THAT WEIRD
POWER OF HERS, SO SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN
DISQUALIFIED.
Raye:
>>WHAT PART OF NO DON'T YOU
UNDERSTAND?
Serena:
>>WINNING TWO TICKETS IS MAKING YOU
GRUMPY. LET ME TAKE THEM OFF YOUR
HANDS.
Raye:
>>GET OUT OF MY FACE, ALL RIGHT?
Serena:
>>GOING TO TAKE GRANDPA.
Raye:
>>NOT FUNNY.
Serena:
>>BUT WHO ELSE DO YOU KNOW TO GO WITH
YOU?
Raye:
>>MAYBE I'LL RUN INTO THAT CUTEY PIE,
TUXEDO MASK.
Luna:
>>OH BOY. HERE IT GOES. NOW IT'S GOING TO
GET UGLY.
Amy:
>>LUNA, HOW IS IT GOING?
Luna:
>>SAME OLD, SAMR OLD WITH THOSE TWO.
Serena:
>>LUNA, TELL HER THE SAILOR SCOUTS NEED
TO STICK TOGETHER.
Raye:
>>GOOD IDEA. HEY AMY, COME HERE OKAY.
Amy:
>>SURE. WHAT'S UP?
Raye:
>>I'VE GOT SOME GREAT NEWS.
Amy:
>>OKAY. WHAT IS IT?
Raye:
COME ON.
Serena:
>>BOSSY BRAT! I WISH WE'D NEVER MET.
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A TRAITOR, AMY!
DON'T COME CRYING TO ME WHEN IT'S A
DISASTER.
Amy:
>>YOU WON TICKETS FOR A CRUISE?
Raye:
>>YEP. CHECK THEM OUT.
Amy:
>>HOW COME YOU DIDN'T INVITE SERENA?
Raye:
>>BECAUSE SOMETIMES SHE REALLY GETS
ON MY NERVES.
Amy:
>>I FEEL GUILTY.
Raye:
>>DON'T, AMY. THIS TRIP WILL BE GOOD FOR
US. GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. AND I'M SURE
THERE'LL BE TONS OF GREAT PEOPLE GOING
ALONG, TOO. IT'LL BE SO MUCH FUN. COME
ON, AMY. YOU CAN'T BE HITTING THE BOOKS
ALL THE TIME. THIS'LL BE GOOD FOR YOU.
Amy:
>>ALL RIGHT. I'LL GO.
Raye:
>>COOL. I KNEW YOU'D SAY YES. WE'LL BRING
SERENA BACK A NICE SOUVENIR.
Serena:
>>IF SHE THINKS I'M GIVING UP, SHE'S GOT
ANOTHER THINK COMING.
Luna:
>>IF SHE'D ONLY BE THIS DETERMINED ABOUT
BEING A SAILOR SCOUT.
Serena:
>>GOOD, THEY HAVEN'T LEFT YET.
Luna:
>>YOU WANT TO WISH THEM BON VOYAGE,
RIGHT?
Serena:
>>GIVE ME A BREAK. THAT'S NOT WHY WE
CAME ALL THE WAY DOWN HER.WE'RE GOING
ON BOARD.
Luna:
>>NO, YOU CAN'T DO THIS, SERENA! THE
LUNA PEN IS ONLY FOR SAILOR BUSINESS.
Serena:
>>WE ARE GOING ON THAT BOAT. DISGUISE
POWER. TURN ME INTO A SPORTY LOOKING
PHOTOGRAPHER.
Serena:
OKAY TIME TO LOAD UP THE HEAVY
BAGGAGE. LET'S GO, LUNA.
Serena:
>>HERE'S OUR CHANCE.
Titus:
>>HOW PATHETIC THEY ARE. THEY HAVE NO
IDEA THAT THIS SHIP IS JUST A FIGMENT OF
OUR IMAGINATIONS.
Jedite:
>>YOU'VE DONE WELL, TITUS. I'M IMPRESSED.
WITH ALL THESE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE, WE
SHOULD BE ABLE TO GATHER VAST
AMOUNTS OF ENERGY FOR QUEEN BERYL.
Titus:
>>THANK YOU, JEDITE. I ALWAYS KNEW WE'D
WORK WELL TOGETHER.
Jedite:
>>LOOK AT THEM ALL: SO LOVEY DOVEY.
NOW I KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN BY SHIP OF
FOOLS.
Sailor:
>>CAPTAIN, THE SHIP IS READY TO SET SAIL
AT YOUR COMMAND.
Jedite:
>>GOOD, HOIST THE ANCHOR.
Sailor:
>>RIGHT.
Man:
>>WOW.
Raye:
>>HEY I DIDN'T KNOW THAT SHIPS TIPPED
THIS MUCH.
Amy:
>>SO HAVE YOU NOTICED? WE'RE THE ONLY
ONES WITHOUT DATES. WHERE ARE ALL THE
GUYS?
Raye:
>>I DON'T KNOW, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
WE CAN'T HAVE FUN. I MEAN HAVING A
DATE WOULD BE GREAT, BUT BEING WITH
YOU IS COOL TOO.
Amy:
>>GOOD. I AGREE COMPLETELY.
Luna:
>>IT'S ABOUT TIME.
Serena:
>>ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
Luna:
>>OH SURE. BEING LOCKED IN AN AIRLESS
BOX IS SWELL. DON'T TRY THAT AGAIN.
Serena:
>>NOW THAT WE'RE ABOARD, WE'LL GO
MINGLE.
Luna:
>>YOU CAN GO. I DON'T THINK THEY ALLOW
CATS ON THIS BOAT.
Serena:
>>NO ONE WILL SAY ANYTHING. WE'LL JUST
PRETEND YOU'RE MY SPECIAL ASSISTANT
LUNA. I CAN'T CREATE MY BEAUTIFUL
PICTURES WITHOUT YOU.
Jedite:
>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? THIS AREA'S
OFF LIMITS.I'M GOING TO ASK YOU TO COME
WITH ME, MISS. DO YOU HAVE A TICKET?
Luna:
>>OH NO. NOT THIS HIDEOUS BOX AGAIN.
Jedite:
>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Serena:
>>I GOT SEPARATED FROM MY FRIENDS, AND
I TOOK A WRONG TURN.
Jedite:
>>I GUESS THIS MAKES SENSE. THERE IS A BIG
CROWD ON BOARD.
Serena:
>>PLEASE, WILL YOU HELP ME LOOK FOR
THEM?
Jedite:
>>YES, I WILL. WAIT, WHY AM I BEING SO
NICE?
Serena:
>>MAYBE HE'LL INVITE ME TO SIT AT THE
CAPTAIN'S TABLE WITH HIM.
Raye:
>>HEY I JUST HAD A SUPER IDEA.
Amy:
>>WHAT IS IT?
Raye:
>>LET'S FLIRT WITH SOME OF THESE CUTE
CREW GUYS, THEN HAVE SOMEONE TAKE
OUR PICTURE WITH THEM.
Amy:
>>WHY, RAYE?
Raye:
>>SO WE CAN SHOW THEM TO SERENA WHEN
WE GET BACK, AND MAKE HER TOTALLY
JEALOUS IT'D BE GREAT.
Amy:
>>RAY, I WISH YOU TWO WOULD STOP
FEUDING.
Jedite:
>>I REALLY MUST BE GETTING BACK TO MY
CAPTAIN'S DUTIES, BUT I WANT TO BE ABLE
TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU. PERHAPS
YOU'LL JOIN ME AT THE CAPTAIN'S TABLE
FOR DINNER, MISS.
Serena:
>>THAT WILL BE LOVELY. (I SHOULD HAVE
TAKEN UP PHOTOGRAPHY SOONER.)
Jedite:
>>(WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I KNOW THIS GIRL? I
HAVE A STRANGE FEELING THAT I'VE MET
HER BEFORE.)
Serena:
>>(THIS GUY IS MAJORLY DREAMY.)
Titus:
>>EXCUSE ME, SIR. THE CREW IS WAITING.
Jedite:
>>VERY WELL. GOT TO GO. SEE YOU AT
DINNER?
Serena:
>>OKAY THEN. (RATS, I WANTED TO GET HIS
PICTURE.)
Luna:
>>SERENA, BE ALERT. I HAD A BAD FEELING
THE WHOLE TIME THAT MAN WAS HERE.
Jedite:
>>IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
Titus:
>>I DESIGNED IT FOR MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY
TO GATHER UP ALL THAT LOVE ENERGY. IT
WILL BE TRIGGERED WHEN THESE HUMAN
FOOLS' ROMANTIC ENERGY REACHES ITS
PEAK INTENSITY. JEDITE, AREN'T YOU GOING
TO CONGRATULATE ME?
Jedite:
>>I WILL, WHEN I'M SURE THAT YOUR PLAN
HAS WORKED.
Titus:
>>DON'T WORRY. WE'RE NOT GOING TO FAIL.
NOTHING AND NO ONE CAN GET IN OUR WAY
OUT HERE. NOT EVEN THE SAILOR SCOUTS.
Jedite:
>>EXCELLENT. NOW WE'D BETTER MINGLE.
Serena:
>>COULD YOU HEAR ANYTHING?
Luna:
>>NO, BUT I KNOW THOSE PEOPLE ARE UP TO
NO GOOD.
Serena:
>>BUT HE WAS SO NICE TO ME.
Luna:
>>YES, BUT WHAT'S THAT CREEPY MACHINE?
Serena:
>>WHAT? THEY DISAPPEARED!
Luna:
>>THAT FINISHES IT. FIRST THAT MACHINE
AND NOW THIS! THOSE TWO ARE FROM THE
NEGAVERSE.
Amy:
>>RAYE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU'VE
EATEN SEVEN PORKCHOPS.
Raye:
>>WELL, SALT AIR MAKES ME HUNGRY.
Amy:
>>PEOPLE ARE STARING.
Raye:
>>THEY'VE BEEN STARING ALL DAY. JUST
BECAUSE WE'RE SINGLE.
Titus:
>>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, OUR
SPECTACULAR EXTRAVAGANZA WILL BEGIN
IN THE BALLROOM IN FIVE MINUTES. YOU'RE
ALL INVITED.
Raye:
>>I'LL BE TOO FULL TO DANCE.
Amy:
>>LET'S GO. I'M SURE THE CAPTAIN'S GOING TO
BE THERE, RAYE.
Serena:
>>THEY'RE ROUNDING EVERYBODY UP.
Luna:
>>WE'D BETTER GET THERE FAST. COME ON.
Serena:
>>RIGHT.
Lady:
>>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO
SUNSET ROMANCE'S TWILIGHT
EXTRAVAGANZA. AND HERE'S OUR CAPTAIN
AND HIS FIRST MATE TO GET THE SHOW
UNDER WAY.
Titus:
>>WELCOME, ALL YOU LOVEBIRDS. WE'RE
GOING TO START OFF THE SHOW WITH A
LITTLE BLACK MAGIC. ROMANTIC ENERGY,
ELECTRIFY.
Lady:
>>WHAT'S GOING ON?
Man:
>>IT'S JUST PART OF THE SHOW.
Amy:
>>SOMETHING'S WRONG.
Raye:
>>YEAH. I'VE GOT BAD VIBES.
Serena:
>>WHERE'S THE DUMB BALL ROOM? AT THE
OTHER END OF THE SHIP?
Titus:
>>ARE YOU ALL HAVING AS MUCH FUN AS I
AM, FOLKS?
Jedite:
>>EXCELLENT.
Amy:
>>THAT'S JEDITE!
Titus:
>>WHY AREN'T THEY OUT?
Jedite:
>>APPARENTLY THEY DON'T HAVE DATES,
AND WE ONLY TOOK ENERGY FROM THOSE IN
LOVE. YOU BLEW IT, TITUS. NOW YOU'RE
GOING TO HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO GET RID
OF THEM.
Titus:
>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON A LOVE CRUISE
WITHOUT BOYFRIENDS ANYWAY?
Raye:
>>THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT. YOU RELEASE
THESE PEOPLE FROM YOUR SPELL, RIGHT NOW!
Titus:
>>SORRY GIRLS. THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
GRAB THEM!
Amy & Raye:
>>AGHH!
Raye:
>>ONE DOWN!
Raye:
>>AMY, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
Amy:
>>LET'S STICK TOGETHER. THAT WAY WE'LL
HAVE MORE OF A CHANCE.
Raye:
>>THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM.
Jedite:
>>SO, CAN YOU PUT THEM UNDER?
Titus:
>>NOT WITHOUT DIVERTING POWER FROM
THE ENERGY BALL. WE COULD LOSE SOME OF
WHAT WE'VE ALREADY GATHERED. NOT
WHAT QUEEN BERYL WOULD CALL A
SUCCESSFUL OPERATION.
Jedite:
>>WE'LL WAIT.
Serena:
>>FINALLY.
Serena:
>>MOON PRISM POWER!
Jedite:
>>I'M OFF.
Sailor Moon:
>>STAY WHERE YOU ARE.
Amy:
>>SAILOR MOON!
Sailor Moon:
>>I AM SAILOR MOON, CHAMPION OF JUSTICE.
Titus:
>>YEAH, YEAH. WE'VE HEARD ALL THAT
BEFORE.
Sailor Moon:
>>ON BEHALF OF THE MOON, I WILL RIGHT
WRONGS
AND TRIUMPH OVER EVIL. AND THAT MEANS
YOU AND YOUR SLIMY FRIENDS ARE NOT
GETTING AWAY. NOW LET'S SEE YOU COME
UP HERE, IF YOU'VE GOT THE GUTS.
Titus:
>>YOU'VE GOT A MIGHTY BIG MOUTH AND I'M
GOING TO ENJOY SHUTTING IT.
Titus:
>>AGHH!
Sailor Moon:
>>AGHH!
Luna:
>>WATCH OUT, SAILOR MOON! ALL THAT
WATER WILL PULVERIZE US. LET'S GET OUT
OF HERE.
Titus:
>>TOO LATE, SAILOR BRAT!
Titus:
TAKE THAT, SAILOR GIRL!
Jedite:
>>A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT.
Sailor Mars:
>>MARS FIRE! IGNITE!
Amy:
>>SHOULD WE GO AFTER JEDITE?
Raye:
>>YES, BUT NOT YET. FIRST WE'VE GOT TO
HELP SAILOR MOON. THAT MONSTER'S TOO
STRONG.
Titus:
>>THERE'S NO ESCAPE FOR YOU, SAILOR
MOON.
Sailor Mercury:
>>MERCURY BUBBLES! BLAST!
Titus:
>>HEY! WHAT'S HAPPENING?
Sailor Mars:
>>MARS FIRE! IGNITE!
Titus:
>>AGHH!
Sailor Moon:
>>OH, YEAH. MOON TIARA! MAGIC!
Titus:
>>NO! AGHH!
Jedite:
>>JUST MY LUCK. EVEN ON A CRUISE SHIP IN
THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, THE SAILOR
SCOUTS MANAGE TO RUIN THINGS.
Sailor Moon:
>>SURRENDER, JEDITE!
Sailor Mars:
>>WE WANT TO KNOW WHO YOU WORK FOR.
Sailor Mercury:
>>AND WHY DO YOU STEAL ENERGY?
Jedite:
>>SORRY, BUT I CAN'T SAY. ONE DAY YOU'LL
KNOW.
Sailor Moon:
>>I THOUGHT WE HAD HIM.
Sailor Mars:
>>ME, TOO.
Sailor Mercury:
>>ME, THREE.
Jedite:
>>JEDITE REPORTING.
Queen Beryl:
>>I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU BOTHERED
RETURNING. YOU FAILED MISERABLY AND
COST ME A GREAT ALLY IN TITUS, JEDITE.
Jedite:
>>IT'S THOSE SAILOR SCOUTS. THEY MUST
HAVE A RADAR LOCK ON ME, MY QUEEN.
Queen Beryl:
>>YOU'RE FORGETTING YOUR PLACE, JEDITE.
I DID NOT TELL YOU TO SPEAK. WAIT WHILE I
DECIDE YOUR PUNISHMENT.
Jedite:
>>SAILOR MOON WILL PAY FOR THIS, IF I
SURVIVE.
Serena:
>>WELL. SO MUCH FOR THAT ROMANTIC
DREAM CRUISE FOR TWO.
Raye:
>>NEXT TIME I WIN ANY CRUISE TICKETS, I'M
GOING TO TRACK DOWN TUXEDO MASK AND
INVITE HIM TO COME ALONG WITH ME.
Serena:
>>YOU CAN'T INVITE TUXEDO MASK.
Raye:
>>GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY NOT.
Serena:
>>BECAUSE... BECAUSE...
Luna:
>>NOT AGIN. WILL THEY EVER STOP FIGHTING?
Amy:
>>NOT IN OUR LIFETIIME LUNA!
Sailor Moon Says:
Serena:
>>I'VE CLASHED WITH JEDITE IN BATTLE,
OVER AND OVER AGAIN. YET TODAY, I GOT
TAKEN IN BY HIS COOL EYES AND THAT DEEP,
RICH VOICE, AND HIS REALLY CUTE CURLS...
Luna:
>>SERENA!
Serena:
>>ALL RIGHT. THE POINT IS, NO MATTER WHO
YOU ARE, GUY OR GIRL, DON'T SETTLE FOR
SOMEONE WHO TREATS YOU BADLY.
Raye:
>>SOMEONE MAY BE CUTE, BUT IF THAT
SOMEONE HURTS YOU IN ANY WAY OR MAKES
YOU FEEL BADLY ABOUT YOURSELF, IT'S TIME
TO GET HELP AND MOVE ON.
Serena:
>>YOU DESERVE THE BEST. DON'T YOU SETTLE
FOR LESS.
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