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Episode 13 "Wedding Day Blues"
>> THEN TAKE YOUR PATTERN
AND DRAW A LINE.
NOW YOU CAN SEW IT TOGETHER.
ANY QUESTIONS?
>> CAN I HAVE MORE FUDGE?
>> MS. LAMBERT, ARE YOU
OKAY?
>> YES...
>> I THOUGHT SEWING CLASS
WOULD NEVER END.
WEREN'T YOU BORED?
>> HOT GOSSIP, GIRLS!
>>> CAN IT, UNLESS YOU WANT
TO BE MASHED TO MEATLOAF.
>> THIS IS SIZZLING!
I'VE HEARD MS. LAMBERT'S
GETTING MARRIED!
THAT'S WHY SHE'S BEEN SUCH A
SPACE CASE.
>> HELEN, WOULD YOU DO ME
THE HONOUR OF BECOMING MY
WIFE?
I'LL BE THE HAPPIEST MAN IN
THE WORLD!
>> HERBERT, OF COURSE!
>>> AAH...
>> AND THE BEST PART IS
HE'S A COMPUTER SALESMAN!
>> THAT SOUNDS BORING.
WHEN I GET MARRIED IT WILL
BE TO A COOL GUY.
I'LL HAVE A HUGE WEDDING, A
GREAT DRESS, AND A CHOCOLATE
CAKE TO THE CEILING.
>> I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO
AFFORD MY DREAM DRESS.
>> HELEN...
>> HUH?
PATRICIA!
>> YES, AND YOU'VE BEEN
KEEPING SECRETS.
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE
GETTING MARRIED.
>> WORD TRAVELS FAST.
>> THIS FABRIC IS
BEAUTIFUL!
IT MUST BE FUN DRESS
SHOPPING.
HAVE YOU GOT THE FABRIC
PICKED OUT?
>> NO, I'LL JUST BUY
SOMETHING SIMPLE.
THE NICE FABRICS ARE TOO
EXPENSIVE.
>> YOU CAN'T JUST WEAR ANY
DRESS.
THIS IS YOUR WEDDING!
IT SHOULD BE YOUR DREAM
DRESS!
YOU'RE THE SEWING TEACHER!
>> WILL YOU HELP ME?
>> YES, I KNOW A DISCOUNT
FABRIC PLACE.
>> POWERS OF THE NEGAVERSE,
I NEED GUIDANCE WITH MY NEW
VICTIM.
THE TEACHER IS WASTING LOTS
OF ENERGY OVER HER WEDDING.
THE ENERGY COULD BE
HARNESSED TO RELEASE THE
NEGAFORCE.
I MUST CAPTURE IT, AND
PERHAPS LURE IN THE SAILOR
SCOUTS!
>> A WEDDING CHAPEL!
THEY LOOK SO HAPPY!
AND THEY GET A PARTY AND
CAKE!
>> THIS CONTEST WILL MAKE
MY CHAPEL A BUNDLE!
>> SEW THE WINNING WEDDING
DRESS AND WIN A TRIP TO
HAWAII!
THAT'S SO ROMANTIC!
HAWAII IS PERFECT FOR
HONEYMOONS.
... DARLING, I AM SO HAPPY.
I FEEL LIKE A PRINCESS!
RIGHT!
IN YOUR DREAMS, SERENA.
I'VE NEVER EVEN HAD A DATE.
>> IT'S NOT FAIR HAVING A
CONTEST JUST FOR WOMEN
GETTING MARRIED!
ANYONE WHO CAN SEW SHOULD BE
ABLE TO ENTER!
>> I DIDN'T SAY YOU
COULDN'T.
AS LONG AS YOU MARRY HERE
SOMEDAY, YOU CAN ENTER.
>> SIGN ME UP!
HE DOESN'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE
A BOYFRIEND.
>> HI, RAE.
>> WHY ARE YOU HERE?
>> WHY NOT?
>> NO REASON.
IT'S A FREE WORLD.
HEY, YOUR MOM HAS A SEWING
MACHINE!
>> WHY?
GETTING TOO BIG FOR YOUR
UNIFORM?
>> VERY FUNNY.
>> DON'T MAKE THAT FACE.
>> HERBERT'S ALWAYS DREAMED
OF HAWAII!
>> IT'S NICE TO FINALLY
MEET YOU!
>> LIKEWISE.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU
MET.
>> SERENA CAME TO MY
GRANDPA'S TEMPLE.
WE MET AND JUST CLICKED;
BEEN FRIENDS FROM START.
>> RIGHT, SHE NEARLY BASHED
MY HEAD IN.
NOT THE LAST PIECE OF CAKE,
MOM!
>> SERENA!
GO AHEAD, DEAR, I HOPE YOU
LIKE IT.
>> THANKS, IT LOOKS GOOD.
>> WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO
STRANGE?
>> SHE'S UP TO SOMETHING.
>> DELICIOUS!
YOU SHOULD ENTER THIS IN A
CONTEST.
IT'S THE BEST I'VE HAD.
>> SO GET TO THE POINT,
RAE.
>> SOME CONTESTS HAVE GREAT
PRIZES: CARS, JEWELLERY,
MONEY, EVEN A TRIP TO
HAWAII.
>> WHAT?
>> ONE REASON I CAME TODAY
IS THERE'S A CONTEST I WANT
TO ENTER, BUT I NEED TO SEW
A WEDDING DRESS.
CAN YOU HELP ME?
>> SORRY, I DON'T SEW.
>> HUH?
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
THANKS!
YOU LET ME EMBARRASS MYSELF
WHEN YOU KNOW YOUR MOM
DOESN'T SEW.
GREAT FRIEND!
>> I FORGOT.
IT SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR
TRYING TO SNEAK BEHIND MY
BACK ABOUT THE CONTEST.
TAKE THAT BACK!
>> IF YOU SPENT HALF AS
MUCH ENERGY HELPING ME FIND
THE MOON PRINCESS, OUR
MISSION WOULD BE OVER.
YOU AND RAE HAVE TO STOP
FIGHTING.
>> WHY ARE YOU UPSET?
>> BECAUSE RAE WANTS TO
ENTER THAT CONTEST AND WIN
MY TRIP TO HAWAII.
>> SERENA, YOU'D MISS TWO
WEEKS OF SCHOOL.
>> AMY, YOU'RE KIDDING.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN
SCHOOL.
WILL YOU HELP ME?
I HAVE TO WIN!
>> OKAY.
>> YAY!
I'LL SHOW THAT RAE.
>> HERE.
I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN PAYING
ATTENTION DURING SEWING
CLASS.
I DON'T HAVE TIME.
>> I KNEW THERE WAS A
CATCH.
>> I SAW IT FIRST!
>> CHECK THESE OUT BACK!
>> SECURITY!
>> I'M TAKING THIS!
>> IT'S MINE!
>> WHAT A ZOO!
HOW BEAUTIFUL!
>> IT WAS MADE FOR YOU.
YOUR WEDDING DRESS, RIGHT?
>> YES.
IT SHOWS?
>> IT'S PERFECT.
I'D SNAP IT UP RIGHT AWAY.
THE QUALITY IS SUPERB.
IT'D HARD TO FIND FABRIC
LIKE THIS.
THE COLOUR WILL SUIT YOU
BEAUTIFULLY!
YOU MUST TAKE IT!
HERE.
YOU LOOK STUNNING.
>> I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH IT
COSTS.
I'M TAKING IT.
>> ARE YOU NUTS?
YOU'RE FAILING SEWING!
>> I'M NOT; I'M TAKING MY
TIME TO LEARN.
>> BUT MAKING A WEDDING
DRESS IS ONE OF THE HARDEST
THINGS TO DO.
PROBABLY MS. LAMBERT IS THE
ONLY PERSON WHO COULD HELP,
AND SHE HAS HER OWN WEDDING.
>> THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING
YOU.
>> I KNOW YOU BETTER.
YOU'LL JUST READ YOUR COMIC
BOOKS WHILE I DO THE WORK.
>> SOME FRIEND YOU ARE.
I'LL DO ALL YOUR HOMEWORK
FOR A WEEK.
>> SOME OFFER.
>> I'M DESPERATE!
>> NOW WHAT'S SHE UP TO?
OH!
>> WHAT?
>> ISN'T THAT MS. LAMBERT'S
BUILDING?
>> YES.
>> IS HE THE GUY?
>> HE'S REALLY GEEKY.
>>> IT IS HIM!
SHE'S MARRYING A GEEK!
>> HELEN, ARE YOU THERE?
WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER MY
CALLS?
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
IT'S ME, HERBERT!
OW!
IS THAT YOU?
YOU LOOK SO DIFFERENT!
BUT I LIKE IT.
THESE ARE FOR YOU.
>> I DON'T WANT YOUR
FLOWERS!
GO AWAY!
I DON'T WANT TO MARRY YOU!
YOU'RE A BORING WIMP, SO GET
LOST!
IT'S OVER; NOW GO AWAY!
I HAVE TOO MANY THINGS TO
DO!
>> SHE REALLY LET HIM HAVE
IT.
>> I'VE NEVER SEEN HER THAT
MAD.
THIS MEANS HER ENGAGEMENT'S
OFF, SO I CAN'T SLEEP IN
CLASS.
>> I HAVE A FEELING THE
NEGAVERSE IS AT WORK.
>> YOU THINK THE NEGAVERSE
GOT TO MS. LAMBERT?
>> YES, WE HAVE TO CHECK
THIS OUT WITH RAE AND
SERENA.
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME!
>> IT'S SO PEACEFUL HERE...
>> RAE!
RAE, COME BACK!
GIVE THAT BACK!
YOU CAN'T MAKE A WEDDING
DRESS FROM MY SHEETS.
>> OW!
>> I SAID NO.
IMAGINE, CUTTING UP SHEETS
FOR A DRESS!
>> GRANDPA...
>> DON'T ARGUE.
>> YOU'RE NO FUN.
I COULD WIN A TRIP TO
HAWAII!
>> WHAT PART OF "NO" DON'T
YOU UNDERSTAND?
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO SEW?
>> WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT
PEACEFUL?
>> I'M SORRY FOR THE
DISRUPTION.
WELCOME TO THE CHERRY HILL
TEMPLE.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
HAVE YOU COME TO MAKE A
WISH?
>> WE'RE HERE TO SEE RAE.
>> BE WARNED: SHE'S WIGGED
OUT OVER WEDDINGS!
SHE'S LOSING IT.
>> THE COAST IS CLEAR.
NO PARENTS IN SIGHT.
SILKY!
YOU'LL BE PERFECT!
>> PERFECT FOR WHAT?
WHY ARE YOU SNEAKING IN MY
BEDROOM?
AND WHY ARE YOU HUGGING MY
CURTAINS?
SPEAK UP.
>> I NEED THE FABRIC FOR AN
EXTRA SEWING PROJECT.
PLEASE?
>> GIVE ME SOME CREDIT.
I KNOW ALL ABOUT THE
CONTEST.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HAWAII.
>> IT'S TWO FREE WEEKS!
>> I MAY EVEN GROUND YOU
FOR A WEEK.
>> MOM, YOU'VE DASHED MY
DREAMS!
>> DREAM SOMETHING NEW
WHILE YOU CLEAN YOUR ROOM.
>> IT'S PERFECT!
I'M SO TIRED.
>> KEEP THE LINE MOVING.
THE CONTEST IS ABOUT TO
BEGIN.
I'LL MAKE A BUNDLE.
>> THOSE CHORES...
>> YOUR ROOM MUST BE
SQUEAKY CLEAN, SERENA.
YOU'LL HAVE LOTS OF TIME TO
HEAL WHEN YOU'RE GROUNDED
FOR FLUNKING SEWING.
>> RAE, STOP.
>> AMY'S RIGHT.
WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE
NEGAVERSE.
SERENA, DISGUISE YOURSELF AS
A CONTESTANT AND TRY TO FIND
MS. LAMBERT.
>> HOW CAN I WITHOUT A
DRESS?
>> YOU'VE GOT THE LUNAR
PEN.
>> OH, YEAH...
DISGUISE POWER!
TURN ME INTO A GORGEOUS
BRIDE!
DO I LOOK HOT OR WHAT?
WHAT A DRESS!
JEALOUS, RAE?
>> WE'RE HERE ON SAILOR
BUSINESS!
>> YOU'RE NOT GOING IN TO
WIN.
>> I KNOW.
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
LET'S APPLAUD THE
CONTESTANTS IN THE WEDDING
DRESS CONTEST!
>> I CAN'T FIND MS.
LAMBERT.
>> ME, NEITHER.
MAYBE SHE DIDN'T COME.
>> THANK YOU.
AND HERE'S OUR GUEST
HOSTESS, ZOE SUBLIME!
>> THAT'S NOT SUBLIME.
THAT'S MS. LAMBERT!
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHERE'S ZOE?
>> SHE'S NOTHING.
>> YOU'RE THE LOVELIEST
BRIDE I'VE EVER SEEN, AND
I'VE SEEN PLENTY.
>> NOT ANY MORE!
YOU WON'T BE WASTING ENERGY
ON MORONIC WEDDINGS!
FROM NOW, ALL OF YOU ARE
INVESTING YOU ENERGY IN A
NEW CAUSE!
YOU CAN'T RESIST!
YOUR ENERGY IS MINE!
>> DON'T LOOK IN HER EYES!
>> YOU NEVER LET ME ENJOY
MY NAPS!
>> THEY'RE ALWAYS AT THE
WRONG TIME.
>> NOW I CAN RELEASE THE
BLACK WIDOW!
TAKE THEM ALL!
>> MS. LAMBERT!
YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH
THIS, BUG BREATH!
>> REALLY?
>> 'CAUSE I HATE SPIDERS!
>> CAREFUL, LITTLE FLY!
>>> WHO'S A FLY?
>> THAT'S BLACK WIDOW TO
YOU!
AND WHO ARE YOU?
>> WE ARE THE SAILOR
SCOUTS, SWORN TO DEFEND
JUSTICE.
>> AND RIGHT WRONGS, AND
TRIUMPH OVER TRASH!
>> WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO
SAY THAT YET.
IN JUST A SECOND, WE'LL MUSH
YOU INTO MOONDUST.
MOON PRISM POWER!
>> MERCURY POWER!
>> MARS POWER!
I AM MARS!
>> MOON!
>> MERCURY!
>>> THE SAILOR SCOUTS!
>> NO!
>> YOU'RE MINE, NOW.
NO ONE HAS EVER ESCAPED MY
WEB.
>> IT'S SO SLIMY.
>> MERCURY BUBBLES!
BLAST!
>> WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> MARS FIRE!
IGNITE!
>> WE DID IT!
>> GET IT OFF!
>> IT'S GONE.
>> I STILL FEEL SLIMY ALL
OVER.
>> IT TAKES MORE THAN THAT
TO DEFEAT ME!
>> MOON TIARA MAGIC!
>> OH, MY.
WHAT AM I DOING?
(wedding bells ringing)
THANK YOU.
>> MS. LAMBERT LOOKS
BEAUTIFUL!
>> I WISH I'D WON THE TRIP.
>> SHE REALLY DESERVES IT.
>> MAYBE IF YOU CATCH THE
BOUQUET, YOU CAN START
PLANNING YOUR HONEYMOON.
>> THAT BOUQUET IS MINE!
>>> HANDS OFF!
IT'S MINE!
AMY!
>> RATS.
>> IAN'S A HOT GUY.
>> BUT HE'S BAD TO THE
BONE.
>> MS. LAMBERT'S FIANCE
DOESN'T LOOK COOL BUT HE
LOVES HER AND MAKES HER
HAPPY.
YOU HAVE TO LOOK DEEPER THAN
LOOKS.
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