Sailor Moon (North American TV Version)
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Episode 25 "Too Many Girlfriends"
Serena:
>> TODAY ON "SAILOR MOON",
I LEARN NEWS ABOUT ANDREW
THAT SENDS ME INTO DESPAIR.
BUT NOT FOR LONG: ZOECITE'S
MONSTERS ARE BACK AND
THEY'RE AFTER THE RAINBOW
CRYSTALS.
CAN THE SAILOR SCOUTS
VANQUISH THE EVIL NEGAVERSE?
STAY THERE AND FIND OUT.
Opening Theme:
FIGHTING EVIL
BY MOONLIGHT
WINNING LOVE
BY DAYLIGHT
NEVER RUNNING
FROM A REAL FIGHT
SHE IS THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR MOON
SHE WILL NEVER TURN
HER BACK ON A FRIEND
SHE IS ALWAYS THERE
TO DEFEND
SHE IS THE ONE ON
WHOM WE CAN DEPEND
SHE IS THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR
SAILOR VENUS
SAILOR MERCURY
SAILOR MARS
SAILOR JUPITER
YOU CAN SEE THE POWERS
ARE SO NEW TO HER
SHE IS THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR MOON
FIGHTING EVIL
BY MOONLIGHT
WINNING LOVE
BY DAYLIGHT
WHEN THE SAILORS
GET TO HELP FIGHT
SHE IS THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR MOON
SHE IS THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR MOON
SHE IS THE ONE
SAILOR MOON!
Wally the Weatherman:
>> HEY, FOLKS, IT'S WALLY
THE WEATHERMAN! I ALWAYS GET IT RIGHT!
SUNNY AND CLEAR TODAY!
IT'LL BE A BEAUTY!
Lita:
>> THIS IS GREAT.
I'LL BE SOAKED.
THAT WEATHERMAN IS NEVER
RIGHT!
AAH!
WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!
Andrew:
>> SORRY, LITA.
Lita:
>> SORRY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH!
THAT SOUNDS LIKE ANDREW.
I'M SORRY, ANDREW.
Andrew:
>> DON'T BE SORRY.
IT WAS MY FAULT.
I MISSED YOU, LITA.
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU AT THE
ARCADE.
I'M GOING THERE NOW IF YOU
WANT TO COME.
I'D LIKE YOU TO.
Lita:
>> WHAT BEAUTIFUL EYES!
Andrew:
>> I CAN GIVE YOU FREE
TOKENS.
Lita:
>> HE REALLY LIKES ME!
Andrew:
>> EARTH TO LITA!
ARE YOU OKAY?
LET ME HELP YOU.
SERENA TELLS ME YOU'RE AN
AMAZING COOK.
DON'T BE SO MODEST!
Lita:
>> I DO LOVE TO COOK.
SOMEDAY I'LL HAVE MY OWN
RESTAURANT.
Andrew:
>> I CAN'T COOK TOAST!
Lita:
>> GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS AND
I'LL COME GIVE YOU A LESSON.
Andrew:
>> ARE YOU SURE?
I DON'T WANT TO IMPOSE.
Lita:
>> I THINK IT WILL BE FUN!
YOUR PLACE ISN'T FAR FROM MY
HOUSE.
Andrew:
>> THE RAIN'S STOPPED.
WE CAN BE ON OUR WAY.
Lita:
>> WHO NEEDS SUNSHINE,
ANYWAY?
Andrew:
>> WHAT?
CAN I CALL YOU TO SET UP A
TIME FOR THAT LESSON?
Lita:
>> SURE!
BUT I DON'T HAVE PLANS FOR
THIS AFTERNOON.
I'LL COME OVER LATER!
Andrew:
>> WAIT!
BUT I'VE GOT A DATE TONIGHT.
Rita:
>> THERE YOU ARE.
Andrew:
>> RITA!
I WAS JUST THINKING OF YOU.
Rita:
>> YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO ME.
A GIRL COULD GET SPOILED
AROUND YOU.
Andrew:
>> YOU GOT THE FLOWERS I
SENT?
Rita:
>> THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL!
Andrew:
>> I'VE GOT RESERVATIONS
TONIGHT AT THE ITALIAN PLACE
YOU LIKE.
Rita:
>> ANDREW, I CAN'T GO.
Andrew:
>> WHY NOT?
ARE YOU WORKING OVERTIME?
Rita:
>> NO, I'VE BEEN PROMOTED.
Andrew:
>> THAT'S TERRIFIC!
YOU'LL GO TO AFRICA WITH DR.
BENNETT LIKE YOU'VE ALWAYS
WANTED!
Rita:
>> HE'S THE BEST.
I'M LUCKY.
BUT IT'S TWO YEARS...
Darien:
>> HEY, LOVEBIRDS!
Rita:
>> DARIEN, QUIT SNEAKING
LIKE THAT!
LOOK, I HAVE TO GO.
I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I'M HOME.
BYE, DARIEN!
Zoicite:
>> IT'S TIME TO RETRIEVE
ANOTHER RAINBOW CRYSTAL.
SHOW US THE NEXT TARGET!
RITA BLAKE, THE BIOLOGY
RESEARCH STUDENT.
Malachite:
>> TOO BAD WE HAVE TO
DESTROY SUCH BEAUTY.
Zoicite:
>> HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT OF
A HUMAN?
YOU SAID I WAS THE ULTIMATE
BEAUTY!
Malachite:
>> DON'T BE MAD; QUEEN
BERYL WILL SEE YOUR ANGER AS
WEAKNESS.
ZOICITE...
Zoicite:
>> GO AWAY!
Malachite:
>> THERE'S NO ONE MORE
IMPORTANT TO ME IN THE
NEGAVERSE.
Zoicite:
>> I'M SO LUCKY.
NOW IT'S TIME TO COLLECT
WHAT'S OURS.
Darien:
>> WHY ARE YOU SO DOWN?
Andrew:
>> RITA'S LEAVING FOR
AFRICA.
THAT BUG RESEARCH PROJECT
CAME THROUGH TODAY.
Darien:
>> I GUESS THAT MEANS
YOU'LL HAVE TO BREAK UP.
Andrew:
>> WE COULD HAVE A LONG
DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP.
MAYBE I'LL GO TO AFRICA AND
STUDY, TOO!
Darien:
>> BUT YOU HATE BUGS.
Andrew:
>> I COULD LEARN TO LIKE
THEM FOR HER.
Darien:
>> I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO
BE A SURGEON?
Andrew:
>> NOT IF IT MEANS GIVING
UP RITA.
I'VE NEVER KNOWN ANYBODY
LIKE HER.
SHE'S GREAT!
Darien:
>> WON'T WORK LONG
DISTANCE.
Andrew:
>> HAVEN'T YOU EVER BEEN
TOTALLY GONE ON SOMEONE?
Darien:
>> GET REAL!
Andrew:
>> YOU MEET SOMEONE WHO'S
SPECIAL AND EVERYTHING
CLICKS AND YOU KNOW IT'S
FOREVER.
Darien:
>> FOREVER?
YOU'RE KIDDING!
I CAN BARELY STAY INTERESTED
FOR FIVE MINUTES.
Andrew:
>> WHAT ABOUT RAYE?
Darien:
>> I KNOW SHE'S GOT A CRUSH
ON ME, BUT WE'RE JUST PALS.
Andrew:
>> SHE TOLD ME YOU'RE GOING
TO KARATE TOGETHER.
Raye:
>> BEAT HIM ALL THREE TIMES!
Andrew:
>> BUT YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT
THE AGE THING.
I THINK OF SERENA AND HER
FRIENDS AS LITTLE SISTERS.
Darien:
>> WAIT TILL HE FINDS OUT.
SERENA AND LITA BOTH HAVE
CRUSHES ON HIM.
(knocking)
Andrew:
>> WHO IS IT?
Lita:
>> IT'S LITA!
READY TO COOK UP A STORM!
Andrew:
>> BE RIGHT THERE!
I WAS JUST GOING TO THE
MARKET.
Lita:
>> LET'S SEE WHAT YOU NEED.
Andrew:
>> THE PLACE IS KIND OF A
MESS.
Lita:
>> PEOPLE SAY THAT WHEN
COMPANY COMES OVER AND IT'S
NEVER TRUE.
EXCEPT IN THIS CASE!
GOT DISH SOAP?
Andrew:
>> I THINK THERE'S SOME.
Lita:
>> YOU GET BUSY CLEANING
THOSE DISHES.
I CAN'T MAKE ANYTHING IN A
MESS LIKE THIS.
LET'S GO!
ANDREW, WHAT'S THIS?
Andrew:
>> RITA AND ME AT A PICNIC.
Lita:
>> WHO'S RITA?
YOUR SISTER?
Andrew:
>> SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND.
Lita:
>> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN
GOING OUT?
Andrew:
>> A YEAR.
Lita:
>> SOMETIMES REALITY
STINKS.
Serena:
>> WAKE UP CALL!
YOU DON'T WANT TO SLEEP
THROUGH CLASS!
THAT'S A FIRST FOR ME!
Lita:
>> LEAVE ME ALONE.
Serena:
>> IF LOOKS COULD KILL...
LET ME GUESS: YOU BURNED
ANDREW'S FOOD AND NOW YOU'RE
EMBARRASSED!
Luna:
>> LIGHTEN UP ON HER!
SHE FOUND OUT ANDREW'S GOT A
GIRLFRIEND.
Serena:
>> NO WAY!
WHAT'S WRONG?
YOU'VE NEVER LOOKED SO
MISERABLE.
Lita:
>> ANDREW'S IN LOVE.
Serena:
>> NO!
Lita:
>> HE'S BEEN WITH HER FOR A
YEAR.
Serena:
>> WHY DIDN'T HE MENTION
HER SO WE COULD STOP MOPING
OVER HIM?
IT'S NOT FAIR!
Lita:
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE OVER
HIM.
Serena:
>> HE WAS MY FIRST CRUSH!
Lita:
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN
LOVE WITH TUXEDO MASK.
Serena:
>> I AM, BUT HE'S NOT
INTERESTED IN ME!
Lita:
>> DIAL IT DOWN, OKAY!
Luna:
>> YOU CAN'T BLAME HER.
THE ONLY GUY WHO HAS THE
HOTS FOR HER IS MELVIN, THE
DWEEB.
Serena:
>> LUNA, YOU TRAITOR!
Luna:
>> DON'T SCARE ME LIKE
THAT!
Serena:
>> BEING A SAILOR SCOUT HAS
TAUGHT ME TO NEVER GIVE UP,
NO MATTER HOW BAD THINGS MAY
BE.
I'LL GET WHAT I WANT!
YES, I WILL.
Lita:
>> WHO EXACTLY DO YOU HAVE
IN MIND?
Serena:
>> ANDREW!
I'M NOT OVER HIM.
Lita:
>> WE'VE STILL GOT A
CHANCE.
HIS GIRLFRIEND'S GOING AWAY.
MAYBE ONE OF US WILL GET
HIM.
Serena:
>> I GUESS IT CAN'T HURT TO
TRY.
Serena & Lita:
>>> ROMANCE WILL BE OURS,
AND WE WON'T STOP TILL WE
FIND IT!
WE'RE LOVE SCOUTS!
Luna:
>> SOMEBODY TELL ME THIS IS
A REALLY BAD DREAM!
Serena:
>> WANT TO GO FIRST?
Lita:
>> I THOUGHT WE COULD GO
TOGETHER.
Serena:
>> OKAY, BUT DON'T BE MAD
WHEN I SWEEP HIM OFF HIS
FEET.
Lita:
>> I'LL SEE HIM ALONE.
Darien:
>> HEY, MEATBALLHEAD!
Serena:
>> I THOUGHT I SMELLED A
RAT.
Darien:
>> ANDREW'S NOT WORKING
TODAY.
HE'S HELPING HIS GIRLFRIEND
PACK FOR AFRICA.
FACE IT, HE'S NOT
INTERESTED.
Serena:
>> GO FALL IN A SEWER!
Darien:
>> I'M ONLY TRYING TO SAVE
YOU FROM HUMILIATION.
IT'S NOT A PRETTY SIGHT.
Lita:
>> WHY WOULD YOU CARE?
Serena:
>> YEAH?
Darien:
>> MEATBALLHEAD, HE AND
RITA ARE REALLY TIGHT.
LEAVE THEM ALONE.
Serena:
>> MY NAME IS SERENA!
IS YOUR BRAIN TOO SMALL TO
GRASP THAT?
Darien:
>> I KNOW YOUR NAME,
MEATBALLHEAD!
Serena:
>> HELLO, ANDREW?
Arcade Worker:
>> ANDREW'S AT HIS
GIRLFRIEND'S.
Serena:
>> I HATE IT WHEN DARIEN'S
RIGHT.
Darien:
>> LITA, YOU'LL MAKE FOOLS
OF YOURSELVES.
Lita:
>> BUT WE'RE LOVE SCOUTS.
WE WON'T GIVE UP UNTIL ONE
OF US DATES ANDREW!
Darien:
>> I WONDER IF I WAS THIS
WIGGED OUT WHEN I WAS THAT
AGE.
Lita:
>> WIGGED OUT!
TAKE IT BACK!
Lita:
>> OKAY, THINK OF A GOOD
EXCUSE SO HIS GIRLFRIEND
DOESN'T THINK I'M SPYING.
Rita:
>> GOODNIGHT, DR. BENNETT.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
Dr. Bennett:
>> GOODNIGHT, RITA.
Rita:
>> BYE!
Lita:
>> THERE SHE IS...
EXCUSE ME, RITA?
Rita:
>> YOU STARTLED ME!
Lita:
>> I APPRECIATE YOU TALKING
TO ME.
IT'S NICE OF YOU.
Rita:
>> SURE, BUT WHY DO YOU
WANT TO BE A BIOLOGIST?
Lita:
>> ANDREW WAS TELLING ME
ABOUT YOUR TRIP AND IT
SOUNDS NEAT!
Rita:
>> IT WILL BE.
IF I GO.
BUT I'M NOT SURE IT'S WORTH
LOSING ANDREW OVER.
IT'S A BIG OPPORTUNITY, BUT
I DON'T WANT HIM TO MEET
ANYONE ELSE.
Lita:
>> YOU CAN'T MISS AN
OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS!
I'D GO IN A MINUTE!
ESPECIALLY IF I WERE
FULFILLING MY GREATEST
DREAM.
MAYBE YOU AND ANDREW WILL
JUST PICK UP WHERE YOU LEFT
OFF!
I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS
ROMANTIC SABOTAGE STUFF.
Serena:
>> LITA'S GOING TO SHOW US
HOW TO MAKE BEEF STROGANOFF.
Lita:
>> THAT'S HIS PLACE.
Serena:
>> I'M GETTING WIGGED OUT!
Luna:
>> RELAX!
IT'S JUST A COOKING LESSON.
Andrew:
>> HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT ON
TIME.
COME ON IN.
Serena:
>> IT'S SO CLEAN!
LIDA SAID IT WAS LIKE A
TOXIC DUMP.
THAT'S THE CUP I GAVE HIM!
I WONDER IF HE THINKS OF ME
WHEN HE USES IT?
Lita:
>> PUT IT DOWN!
Andrew:
>> THAT'S MY FAVOURITE.
Serena:
>> YOU DON'T MIND ME
COMING?
I NEED TO LEARN TO COOK,
TOO.
Andrew:
>> NO, I'M GLAD YOU CAME.
YOU BOTH CAN MEET MY
GIRLFRIEND.
Lita:
>> LET'S GET STARTED.
Serena:
>> IS THERE ANYTHING HERE
TO SNACK ON?
Lita:
>> WE'RE EATING SOON.
Serena:
>> WHAT DO WE DO TILL THEN?
Lita:
>> START PEELING POTATOES!
Serena:
>> I'LL FEEL LIKE I'M IN
THE ARMY!
Lita:
>> THEN START THE ONIONS.
Serena:
>> BUT THAT MAKES ME CRY.
Lita:
>> YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT AS
A COOK.
Serena:
>> THEN I'LL JUST EAT.
(telephone ringing)
Andrew:
>> HELLO?
RITA!
Rita:
>> I CAN'T COME FOR DINNER.
I DON'T FEEL WELL.
Andrew:
>> WHAT IS IT?
THE FLU?
Rita:
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK IT COULD BE
HEARTBREAK.
Andrew:
>> I'LL COME AND PICK YOU
UP.
DO YOU MIND HOLDING THE FORT
FOR ME?
Serena:
>> NO, GO AND GET HER.
Andrew:
>> WILL IT BE RUINED?
Lita:
>> IT'LL KEEP.
Andrew:
>> YOU'RE THE GREATEST.
BYE!
Serena:
>> LET'S EAT WITHOUT THEM!
Lita:
>> I DON'T THINK HE'S
COMING BACK.
Luna:
>> SOMETHING MUST HAVE
HAPPENED.
ANDREW WOULDN'T RUN OUT.
(beeping)
THE RAINBOW CRYSTAL ALERT!
THE NEGAVERSE IS NEAR!
SERENA!
Serena:
>> I'M READY FOR BED.
Luna:
>> RAINBOW CRYSTAL ALERT!
Lita:
>> I WAS SO PREOCCUPIED, I
DIDN'T HEAR IT!
Serena:
>> WE WASTED A WHOLE
EVENING WAITING FOR ANDREW!
Luna:
>> JUST TRANSFORM!
Serena:
>> MOON PRISM POWER!
Lita:
>> JUPITER POWER!
Zoicite:
>> OUT OF THE WAY, WIMP!
I'M AFTER YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
MOVE.
DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
WHERE WERE WE?
Lita:
>> MONSTER, WHAT DO YOU
WANT?
Zoicite:
>> RITA, WE'RE ON THE SAME
SIDE.
YOU DON'T REMEMBER, BUT SOON
YOU WILL.
Rita:
>> WHY ARE YOU AFTER ME?
Zoicite:
>> BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT THE
RAINBOW CRYSTAL.
Rita (as a monster):
>> FREE AT LAST!
Sailor Moon:
>> DID YOU SEE THAT?
Sailor Jupiter:
>> RITA'S A NEGAMONSTER!
Luna:
>> CAREFUL!
SHE'S DANGEROUS!
Sailor Moon:
>> I AM SAILOR MOON,
CHAMPION OF JUSTICE.
Sailor Jupiter:
>> WE FIGHT FOR LOVE!
Sailor Moon:
>> AND STOLEN HEARTS!
Sailor Moon & Sailor Jupiter:
>> IN THE NAME OF LOVE, WE
WON'T LET MONSTERS STEAL OUR
BOYFRIENDS!
Luna:
>> WHERE DO THEY GET THIS
STUFF?
Sailor Moon:
>> WE BLAST OUR ENEMIES TO
MOONDUST, AND THAT'S YOU!
Rita (as a monster):
>> YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME,
SAILOR BRAT!
Sailor Moon:
>> I'M TIRED OF YOU CALLING
ME THAT!
Rita (as a monster):
>> FINE WITH ME!
Zoicite:
>> I SHOULD GET THE CRYSTAL
BACK TO QUEEN BERYL.
Tuxedo Mask:
>> NOT SO FAST!
Zoicite:
>> TUXEDO MASK!
Tuxedo Mask:
>> THAT CRYSTAL IS MINE.
HAND IT OVER!
Zoicite:
>> FINDERS KEEPERS!
IT'S MINE NOW.
Sailor Moon:
>> HE'S SO PERFECT!
Sailor Jupiter:
>> I THOUGHT YOU LOVED
ANDREW.
Sailor Moon:
>> YOU CAN HAVE ANDREW.
TUXEDO MASK'S DREAMIER.
Sailor Jupiter:
>> THANKS.
Sailor Moon:
>> WHAT ARE THESE THINGS?
EW, LEECHES!
Sailor Moon:
>> EW, LEECHES!
Rita (as a monster):
>> THOSE WILL SUCK THE
ENERGY OUT OF YOU.
YOU'LL BE LOWER THAN AN
AMOEBA!
Luna:
>> SHE NEEDS TO BRUSH UP ON
HER BIOLOGY.
Sailor Jupiter:
>> I'LL BLAST THIS BROAD
BACK TO THE NEGAVERSE.
SAY GOODBYE!
JUPITER THUNDER BLAST!
Rita (as a monster):
>> THIS'LL BE FUN!
Sailor Jupiter:
>> SHE SUCKED UP MY POWER.
Rita (as a monster):
>> BLAST HER!
Sailor Moon:
>> LOOK OUT!
SHE'S GOT YOUR POWER!
Sailor Jupiter:
>> IF I ZAP HER AGAIN,
IT'LL MAKE HER STRONGER.
Rita (as a monster):
>> WHICH ONE OF YOU WANTS
TO BE BARBECUED FIRST?
Sailor Moon:
>> CAN YOU TURN THAT
LIGHTENING BOLT OFF?
Sailor Jupiter:
>> NO.
Rita (as a monster):
>> TOO BAD I CAN'T TOAST
YOUR PALS WITH YOU!
Sailor Mercury:
>> MERCURY BUBBLES...
BLAST!
Rita (as a monster):
>> WHAT?
Sailor Mercury:
>> MERCURY!
Sailor Mars:
>> AND MARS!
Sailor Mars:
>> SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG.
LET'S GET RID OF THIS SLIME.
MARS FIRE...
IGNITE!
Sailor Mercury:
>> SAILOR MOON, IT'S UP TO
YOU!
Sailor Jupiter:
>> SAVE RITA BEFORE IT'S
TOO LATE!
Sailor Mars:
>> WHAT ARE YOU WAITING
FOR?
Sailor Moon:
>> GIVE YOUR MOUTH A REST.
Sailor Mars:
>> HURRY BEFORE SHE GETS
AWAY!
Sailor Moon:
>> QUIT GIVING ORDERS!
Luna:
>> WE'RE A TEAM, REMEMBER?
Sailor Moon:
>> MOON HEALING ACTIVATION!
Tuxedo Mask:
>> YOU'RE NOT GETTING THAT
CRYSTAL!
Zoicite:
>> YOU WIN.
I'M NO MATCH FOR TUXEDO
MASK.
SO LONG!
YOU FELL FOR THAT!
TUXEDO MASK, DONE IN BY HIS
EGO!
Tuxedo Mask:
>> NEXT TIME WE MEET, I'LL
BE READY!
Rita:
>> ANDREW!
Andrew:
>> RITA!
Airport Announcer:
>> LAST CALL FOR FLIGHT 402
TO NAIROBI...
Andrew:
>> I GUESS YOU BETTER GO.
Rita:
>> I KNOW.
I'LL MISS YOU.
Andrew:
>> ME, TOO.
Rita:
>> I'LL WRITE...
Andrew:
>> EACH DAY.
Rita:
>> ME, TOO.
ANDREW, YOU'LL BE IN MY
HEART.
Andrew:
>> YOU IN MINE.
Serena:
>> THAT'S THE MOST ROMANTIC
THING I'VE SEEN.
Lita:
>> NOW THAT IT'S OVER, WE
SHOULD INVITE HIM FOR A
MILKSHAKE!
Serena:
>> YOU'RE STILL AFTER HIM?
Lita:
>> NO, BUT IT'S GOOD
PRACTICE!
Serena:
>> PRACTICE FOR WHAT?
Lita:
>> GETTING A DATE WITH
TUXEDO MASK!
Serena:
>> HE'S MINE!
"Sailor Moon Says":
Serena:
>> FOR LITA, IT WAS A BLOW
FINDING OUT ANDREW HAD A
GIRLFRIEND.
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