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Episode 34 "Ski Bunny Blues"

  >>  HEY, YOU GUYS HAVE GOT 
  TO CHECK THIS OUT. 
  THE MISS MOON PRINCESS 
  CONTEST AT THE PINE CONE SKI 
  RESORT. 
  I GOTTA ENTER THIS FOR SURE, 
  DON'T YOU THINK. 
  >>  YOU WANT TO ENTER SOME 
  SKI BUNNY CONTEST? 
  >>  I WAS HOPING YOU'D WANT 
  TO MAKE A SKI WEEKEND OUT OF 
  IT WITH ME. 
  >>  LET ME SEE THAT. 
  >>  OH! 
  >>  HEY, THE WINNER GETS TWO 
  WEEKS FREE. 
  SOUNDS LIKE A BLAST. 
  >>  I DON'T THINK LUNA AND 
  ARTEMIS WILL BE VERY HAPPY 
  KNOWING WE'RE GOING OFF TO 
  PLAY. 
  >>  YEAH, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO 
  BE FIGHTING THE NEGAVERSE, 
  RIGHT. 
  >>  BESIDES, WE'LL NEVER GET 
  A ROOM THERE AT THE LAST 
  MINUTE. 
  >>  COULDN'T WE JUST SEE 
  WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE GET 
  THERE? 
  PEOPLE ALWAYS CANCEL. 
  >>  YOU GUYS CAN STAY AT MY 
  PLACE. 
  >>  YOU HAVE A PLACE THERE? 
  >>  ACTUALLY, IT BELONGS TO 
  MY PARENTS, BUT I GO UP ALL 
  THE TIME. 
  >>  COOL! 
  YOU'RE GOING TO COME WITH 
  US, RIGHT? 
  >>  YEAH. 
  I ALWAYS GO UP THIS TIME OF 
  YEAR TO PRACTICE MY 
  DRUMMING, BANG OUT SOME NEW 
  SONGS. 
  >>  THIS CONTEST IS AN 
  EXCELLENT IDEA. 
  THOSE SILLY SCOUTS WILL BE 
  LURED INTO IT FOR SURE. 
  >>  THEY'RE NOT IDIOTS, 
  MALACHITE. 
  IT WOULD BE GOOD TO QUIT 
  UNDERESTIMATING THEIR 
  POWERS. 
  ZOISITE DIDN'T, LOOK WHERE 
  IT GOT HER. 
  SAILOR MOON MAY SEEM LIKE A 
  CLUMSY CRY-BABY, BUT WHEN 
  PUSH COMES TO SHOVE SHE'S 
  TOUGHER THAN ANY SHE-LION. 
  >>  I KNOW THIS PLAN WILL 
  WORK. 
  >>  RIGHT. 
  IF YOU ASK ME, MALACHITE, 
  THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE GOING TO 
  GET THAT CRYSTAL IS TO LURE 
  SAILOR MOON HERE. 
  >>  AND YOU'RE SUCH AN 
  EXPERT, DARIAN. 
  YOU KNOW THE ONLY REASON I 
  TOLERATE YOU IS BECAUSE OF 
  QUEEN BERYL'S ORDERS. 
  SO I SUGGEST YOU LEARN TO 
  KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT! 
  GOT IT! 
  I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 
  I'M GOING TO GET THE 
  IMPERIUM CRYSTAL IF IT'S THE 
  LAST THING I DO. 
  I PROMISE YOU, ZOISITE, I'LL 
  DO IT FOR YOU. 
  >>  WOW, IT'S GORGEOUS! 
  >>  THIS WEEKEND'S GOING TO 
  BE SO FUN. 
  >>  ARE YOU SURE LUNA AND 
  ARTEMIS WEREN'T TOO MAD, 
  LINA? 
  >>  OH, NO. 
  THEY SAID IT WOULD GIVE THEM 
  A CHANCE TO CATCH UP ON ALL 
  THEIR WORK. 
  >>  SO, ARTEMIS, WHAT DO YOU 
  THINK IS THE BEST WAY TO 
  BEAT QUEEN BERYL? 
  ARTEMIS? 
  THAT CAT, HE'S SUCH A LAZY 
  BONES. 
  OF COURSE, I COULD USE A 
  LITTLE CAT NAP AFTER ALL THE 
  TRAINING WE'VE BEEN PUTTING 
  IN. 
  TAKE A SNOOZE; I'LL THINK 
  BETTER. 
  >>  JUST MAKE YOURSELVES AT 
  HOME, OKAY. 
  WE'VE GOT THE PLACE TO 
  OURSELVES. 
  >>  I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST 
  A SLACKER. 
  I MEAN, I NEVER KNEW YOU 
  WERE LOADED. 
  >>  SO WHY DO YOU WORK AT 
  THE TEMPLE IF YOU'VE GOT ALL 
  THIS? 
  >>  WHAT?  ARE YOU GOING TO 
  KICK ME OUT NOW, RAY? 
  >>  NOT AS LONG AS YOU DON'T 
  SING. 
  >>  ARE YOU GUYS READY? 
  I REALLY WANT TO HIT THOSE 
  SLOPES. 
  >>>  LET'S GO! 
  >>  I'M SKIING! 
  LOOK AT ME, YOU GUYS, I'M 
  SKIING! 
  >>  WASN'T OUR INSTRUCTOR A 
  HUNKSTER. 
  >>  YEAH, I'LL SAY. 
  >>  AND VERY INFORMATIVE, 
  TOO. 
  I THINK I CAN FACE THE BUNNY 
  SLOPE ALONE. 
  >>  HEY, THERE'S CHAT AND 
  RAY. 
  >>  WHOA, THEY'RE FAST. 
  >>  I HOPE I CAN SKI LIKE 
  THAT SOME DAY. 
  >>  HEY, YOU GUYS GOT TO GO 
  UP THERE. 
  IT'S TOTALLY WICKED. 
  >>  IT'S NOT MY THING. 
  >>  YEAH, I END UP ON MY 
  FACE INSTEAD OF MY FEET. 
  >>  I'LL JUST STICK TO THE 
  EASY SLOPES, THANKS. 
  >>  WHERE'S THE BUNNY HILL? 
  >>  SARINA, IF YOU REALLY 
  WANT TO BE IN THE MISS MOON 
  CONTEST YOU GOT TO BE ABLE 
  TO DO THE TOUGHEST RUN - THE 
  DOUBLE BLACK DIAMOND. 
  YOU CAN ONLY QUALIFY FOR THE 
  CONTEST IF YOU FINISH THE 
  RUN. 
  THAT'S HOW THEY NARROW DOWN 
  THE FIELD EVERY YEAR. 
  >>  WAY UP THERE? 
  >>  YOU DON'T HAVE TO FORCE 
  YOURSELF, SARINA. 
  I MEAN, IT WOULD BE COOL TO 
  HAVE ALL YOU GUYS ROOTING 
  FOR ME. 
  SEE YOU LATER. 
  >>  WHAT! 
  THAT BRAT, WHO DOES SHE 
  THINK SHE IS. 
  >>  IS EVERYTHING READY? 
  >>  YES, MASTER. 
  >>  ONCE YOU TRAP SAILOR 
  MOON SHE'LL HAVE TO REVEAL 
  HERSELF. 
  I'M NOT LEAVING HERE WITHOUT 
  THAT IMPERIUM CRYSTAL IN MY 
  HANDS. 
  UNDERSTAND? 
  >>  I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY. 
  >>  IT'S SO HIGH. 
  ARE YOU SURE WE'RE SUPPOSED 
  TO SKI DOWN THIS WAY? 
  >>  YOU SKI DOWN THE OTHER 
  SIDE WHERE IT'S WAY STEEPER. 
  >>  EW! 
  >>  THEY ALL LOOK SO 
  PROFESSIONAL. 
  IT'S NOT FAIR. 
  >>  HELLO, LADIES. 
  NICE TO SEE ALL OF YOU OUT 
  THERE. 
  I HOPE YOU'VE ALL HAD A 
  CHANCE TO LOOK OVER THE RACE 
  COURSE WE DESIGNED FOR YOU. 
  BY POPULAR DEMAND, WE'VE 
  ADDED A FEW MORE JUMPS AND 
  TURNS THIS YEAR. 
  AND NOW, TO REMIND YOU OF 
  ALL THE RULES, IS LAST 
  YEAR'S PRINCESS - MISS 
  STORMY KINCADE. 
  >>>  YEAH! 
  >>  FIRST, I'D LIKE TO WISH 
  ALL OF YOU GOOD LUCK. 
  REMEMBER, YOU MUST FINISH 
  THE ENTIRE COURSE TO QUALIFY 
  FOR THE REST OF THE CONTEST. 
  BUT SPEED'S IMPORTANT TOO, 
  SO I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO 
  BOOGIE DOWN THAT HILL. 
  FIRST PLACE GETS 50 EXTRA 
  POINTS ADDED TO HER SCORE. 
  SKIERS, ARE YOU READY. 
  ON YOUR MARK... GET SET... 
  GO! 
  >>  SARINA, DON'T CRY, JUST 
  DO LIKE YOUR INSTRUCTOR 
  SAID. 
  >>  AAHH! 
  >>  SARINA, USE YOUR SNOW 
  PLOUGH, REMEMBER, IT WILL 
  SLOW YOU DOWN. 
  STORMY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 
  >>  TIME TO NARROW THE FIELD 
  OF COMPETITION A LITTLE. 
  >>  MOGULS?  WHERE DID THOSE 
  COME FROM? 
  I COULD SWEAR THOSE WEREN'T 
  THERE BEFORE. 
  MAYBE THAT'S WHAT THE GUY 
  MEANT BY NEW JUMPS. 
  HUH? 
  NO WAY! 
  >>  HELP!  I CAN'T STOP! 
  >>  TOO LATE NOW, SARINA. 
  YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HAD TO 
  COME UP HERE. 
  >>  AAHH! 
  SOMEBODY HELP ME! 
  I CAN'T STOP THESE THINGS! 
  >>  THERE ARE ONLY TWO 
  SKIERS LEFT, SO ONE'S GOT TO 
  BE THE KEEPER OF THE 
  IMPERIUM SILVER CRYSTAL. 
  >>  AAHH! 
  >>  RAY, YOU GOT TO HELP ME. 
  >>  USE YOUR SNOW PLOUGH, 
  LIKE YOUR INSTRUCTOR SAID. 
  >>  IF I ONLY LISTENED TO MY 
  INSTRUCTOR INSTEAD OF 
  ADMIRING HIS BLUE EYES. 
  >>  AAH! 
  >>  YOU'VE GOT TO GET 
  CONTROL, THERE'S AN 
  AVALANCHE COMING. 
  >>  AS IF I HAVE ANY 
  CONTROL. 
  >>  THAT AVALANCHE IS RIGHT 
  ON RAY'S TRAIL. 
  SHE AND SARINA COULD BE IN 
  TROUBLE. 
  >>  HURRY! 
  >>  LET'S UP THE STAKES A 
  LITTLE. 
  ARG! 
  >>  I'M GONNA CRASH AND BURN! 
  >>  RAY, DON'T LOOK BACK! 
  YOU JUST KEEP SKIING, I'LL 
  BLOCK THAT SNOW BALL FOR 
  YOU. 
  >>  STOP WHERE YOU ARE! 
  STAY THERE! 
  AAHH! 
  >>  IT SOUNDED LIKE SOMEONE 
  WAS YELLING AT ME. 
  >>  GOT YOU NOW, SAILOR 
  BRAT. 
  YOU WON'T ESCAPE FROM 
  BLIZZARD'S ICE TRAP. 
  >>  AAHH! 
  HELP! 
  >>  GIVE IT UP, RAY, IT'S 
  WAY TOO SLIPPERY. 
  >>  WE'RE NEVER GOING TO GET 
  OUT THAT WAY. 
  >>  OOF! 
  >>  TOLD YOU SO; YOU NEVER 
  LISTEN. 
  >>  I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, 
  MISS GIVER-UPPER, BUT I'M 
  NOT GOING TO STAY AND TURN 
  INTO A POPCYCLE. 
  >>  YOU'RE SO STUBBORN. 
  JUST BE PATIENT, I'M SURE 
  SOMEONE WILL FIND US. 
  >>  YEAH, LIKE SOME 
  NEGAVERSE CREEP AFTER YOUR 
  CRYSTAL, OR HAVEN'T YOU 
  FIGURED OUT THAT THEY'RE THE 
  ONE'S BEHIND THIS! 
  >>  I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE 
  CHASED ME INTO THIS BECAUSE 
  YOU THOUGHT I MIGHT WIN THE 
  RACE. 
  >>  LIKE YOU COULD EVER 
  REALLY MAKE IT TO THE FINISH 
  LINE, SARINA. 
  >>  SHE'S RIGHT. 
  >>  IT'S NOT FAIR. 
  I BET I USED TO BE GOOD AT 
  EVERYTHING WHEN I WAS A 
  PRINCESS. 
  >>  HEY, TUXEDO MASK. 
  >>  HEY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE 
  GONE. 
  >>  IT'S NOT WORTH BREAKING 
  MY NECK OVER. 
  WE'LL WAIT. 
  >>  I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME 
  PLAYING THIS, RAY, BUT IT 
  REALLY CHEERS ME UP WHEN I 
  GET BUMMED OUT. 
  >>  I'M SUCH A TOTAL 
  MEATBALL HEAD. 
  RAY, I'M SORRY. 
  I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT 
  YOUR FEELINGS. 
  IT MUST BE THE PITS TO BE 
  REMINDED OF DARIAN RIGHT 
  NOW. 
  >>  ACTUALLY, IT'S NICE TO 
  THINK ABOUT HIM. 
  BUT I KNOW IT WASN'T MEANT 
  TO BE. 
  >>  NO WAY. 
  HE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND. 
  >>  NAH, IT WAS JUST A SILLY 
  CRUSH. 
  I MEAN, I ALWAYS KNEW DARIAN 
  WASN'T INTERESTED IN ME BUT 
  I DIDN'T CARE. 
  IT WAS STILL FUN BELIEVING 
  HE WAS REALLY MY GUY, YOU 
  KNOW. 
  IT WASN'T LIKE YOU AND 
  DARIAN. 
  THAT'S SOLID. 
  >>  NOT ANY MORE. 
  >>  THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S BEEN 
  BRAIN-WASHED AND THOSE NEGA- 
  DWEEBS ARE TRYING TO TURN 
  HIM AGAINST US. 
  BUT WE'LL GET HIM BACK, JUST 
  LIKE WE GOT THAT CRYSTAL. 
  I PROMISE YOU. 
  >>  YOU KNOW WHAT I WISH, I 
  WISH WE COULD JUST GO 
  BLASTING INTO THE NEGAVERSE 
  AND DUST THEM OFF. 
  >>  SAILOR AMBUSH. 
  >>  HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 
  GET A GRIP, OKAY. 
  >>  HOW COME YOU DIDN'T 
  MENTION THE SCOUT SOONER, SO 
  WE COULD THINK TO TRANSFORM 
  OUT OF HERE? 
  >>  GIVE ME A BREAK. 
  I'M SUPPOSED TO THINK OF 
  EVERYTHING NOW, IS THAT IT? 
  WHAT AM I, LIKE YOUR SERVANT 
  NOW? 
  >>  WELL, I AM ROYALTY. 
  >>  A ROYAL PAIN IS WHAT YOU 
  ARE. 
  >>  MARS POWER! 
  >>  HUH? 
  >>  ARE YOU GUYS COOL HERE? 
  GOT THROUGH AS FAST AS I 
  COULD. 
  >>  CHAD? 
  HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE? 
  >>  AVALANCHE SURFING. 
  COME ON, I DUG A TUNNEL TO 
  THE TOP OF THE CLIFF. 
  >>  HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. 
  >>  STORMY, YOU CAME FOR US. 
  >>  PLEASE CALL ME BLIZZARD. 
  MY AS WELL GET FRIENDLY 
  BEFORE YOU GO INTO THE DEEP 
  FREEZE. 
  >>  I KNEW THE NEGAVERSE WAS 
  BEHIND THIS. 
  >>  SO THIS WHOLE CONTEST 
  WAS TOTALLY BOGUS? 
  >>  THAT'S RIGHT, SAILOR 
  MOON. 
  HAND OVER THAT CRYSTAL. 
  >>  ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? 
  >>  DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME, 
  YOU LITTLE TWIT! 
  I KNOW YOU'RE THE PRINCESS, 
  IT'S WRITTEN ALL OVER YOU. 
  >>  WELL, I AM KIND OF A 
  PRINCESS AT HEART. 
  I MEAN, NO POINT IN BEING 
  HUMBLE ABOUT IT. 
  >>  WHAT ARE YOU TALKING 
  ABOUT? 
  I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST A 
  KARATE CHICK. 
  >>  I'M SAILOR MOON. 
  >>  STOP, I KNOW WHO I'M 
  AFTER, YOU JUST WANT TO 
  CONFUSE ME. 
  >>  AAH! 
  >>  I'LL PROTECT YOU! 
  >>  HE'S FROZEN SOLID. 
  >>  COME ON, SARINA, LET'S 
  PUT THIS ICE QUEEN BACK ON 
  ICE. 
  >>  WHAT IF SHE TURNS US 
  INTO ICICLES, TOO, RAY? 
  >>  SHOW SOME GUTS WOULD 
  YOU. 
  >>  PREPARE FOR A MELTDOWN. 
  >>  PRISM POWER! 
  >>  MARS POWER! 
  >>  WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 
  YOU'RE BOTH SAILOR SCOUTS? 
  >>  THAT'S RIGHT! 
  >>  I AM SAILOR MOON, 
  CHAMPION OF JUSTICE AND 
  SWORN ENEMY OF THE 
  NEGAVERSE! 
  >>  ON BEHALF OF THE MOON 
  AND BEHALF OF MARS, WE WILL 
  RIGHT WRONGS AND TRIUMPH 
  OVER ALL EVIL. 
  >>  WE ARE SAILOR SCOUTS. 
  AND YOU, NEGA-TRASH ARE IN 
  BIG TROUBLE. 
  BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO CHEW 
  YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT. 
  >>  I'M NOT IMPRESSED. 
  TAKE THAT! 
  >>  MARS POWER... 
  IGNITE! 
  >>  SO LONG, SAILOR. 
  >>  HOLD IT, BLITHER. 
  >>>  TUXEDO MASK, YOU CAME 
  BACK. 
  >>  SAILOR MOON, SAILOR 
  MARS, NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 
  >>  WHAT'S GOING ON? 
  >>  YOU'RE NOT FOLLOWING 
  YOUR ORDERS, BLIZZARD. 
  QUEEN BERYL WANTS THAT 
  IMPERIUM CRYSTAL, YOU SLUSH 
  BRAIN, AND FOR THAT WE NEED 
  SAILOR MOON IN ONE PIECE. 
  I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE. 
  + 
  >>  AAHH! 
  >>  NO PROBLEM, I GOT 
  PLENTY. 
  >>  TUXEDO MASK, DON'T, 
  WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS. 
  DON'T YOU REMEMBER, WE USED 
  TO FIGHT THE NEGAVERSE 
  TOGETHER. 
  YOU'VE ALWAYS PROTECTED US. 
  SAILOR MOON IS THE MOON 
  PRINCESS, THE ONE YOU WERE 
  SEARCHING FOR. 
  >>  THINK OF ALL THOSE LONG 
  YEARS. 
  YOU MUST REMEMBER SOMETHING? 
  >>  PLEASE, TUXEDO MASK, YOU 
  CAN'T BETRAY US NOW. 
  >>  GIVE ME A BREAK. 
  (wicked laughter) 
  >>  HUH? 
  >>>  HE SAVED US! 
  >>  WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON 
  ANYWAY? 
  >>  HURRY, NOW IS OUR 
  CHANCE. 
  >>  RIGHT. 
  >>  MOON HEALING ACTIVATION! 
  >>  SAILOR MOON, I SAVED YOU 
  THIS TIME. 
  BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT 
  WILL HAPPEN AGAIN. 
  WE'RE ENEMIES NOW. 
  UNTIL NEXT TIME... 
  I'LL GET THAT CRYSTAL. 
  >>  I'LL SET YOU FREE AGAIN, 
  DARIAN. 
  I PROMISE. 
  >>  CHAD, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 
  IT'S RAY. 
  WAKE UP, CHAD. 
  COME ON, GUY. 
  >>  IS HE ALL RIGHT? 
  >>  I THINK SO. 
  >>  HEY, WHAT GIVES? 
  HOW DID I GET HERE? 
  WHAT HAPPENED? 
  >>  I HOPE STORMY BRINGS 
  HELP SOON, I'M STARVING. 
  >>  HEY, HE'S COMING TO. 
  >>  ALL RIGHT, CHAD, IT'S 
  ABOUT TIME YOU WOKE UP. 
  >>  RAY, SARINA, ARE YOU 
  GUYS ALL RIGHT? 
  >>  YEAH, WE HAD A BIT OF 
  TROUBLE WITH SOME WACKO SKI 
  BUNNY, BUT YOU SCARED HER 
  AWAY. 
  >>  I DID? 
  HOW COME I DON'T REMEMBER 
  THAT. 
  I THINK I WOULD REMEMBER 
  THAT. 
  >>  TRUST ME, CHAD, YOU WERE 
  WICKED. 
  JUST LIKE IN ALL THOSE 
  KARATE MOVIES. 
  REALLY. 
  GRAMPA WILL BE SO PROUD, 
  WON'T HE, RAY? 
  >>  OF COURSE. 
  >>  NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE A 
  HERO. 
  (all laughing) 
  >>  FINALLY, SO YOU THERE 
  YOU ARE. 
  >>  UH? 
  >>  I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE 
  SUPPOSED TO BE HURT. 
  >>  DON'T MIND HER. 
  SHE JUST FOUND OUT OUR SKI 
  INSTRUCTOR'S MARRIED. 
  >>  BUT I DIDN'T SEE YOU 
  TAKING IT SO CALMLY EITHER. 
  >>  WHAT DO YOU GUYS SAY WE 
  GET SOME DINNER, THEN COME 
  BACK FOR A LITTLE NIGHT 
  SKIING. 
  >>  WHAT? 
  HAVEN'T WE SKIED ENOUGH? 
  COME ON, RAY, LET'S STAY IN 
  AND HAVE HOT FUDGE SUNDAES. 
  >>  GET OFF ME, SARINA. 
  I'M WARNING YOU. 
   OH, BOY, JUST WHAT 
   I ALWAYS WANTED--

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