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Episode 47 "Much Ado About Babysitting"
>> SO MANY BABIES, SO FULL
OF ENERGY.
THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
WITH IT.
>> IT'S PERFECT, ALAN.
ALL THE ENERGY WE NEED, WITH
NO FUSS.
>> SO, ANNE, PICK A CARDION
THAT WILL ZAP THE JUICE FROM
THOSE GURGLING BABES.
>> OKAY.
>> CARDION SKULKER, I
COMMAND YOU TO ARISE.
>> HEY, BIG GUY.
JORDAN, WERE YOU A GOOD BABY
IN SCHOOL TODAY?
>> SURE.
JORDAN'S THE BEST.
>> BUT HE DIDN'T SAY ANY
WORDS, HUH?
GUESS I'LL HAVE TO BE
PATIENT.
>> BA-BA!
>> 'BYE, SWEETIE, SEE YOU
TOMORROW.
WE'RE DOING FINGER PAINTING.
>> OH, LOOK, IT'S JORDAN.
>> FROM DOWN THE BLOCK.
>> HELLO, GIRLS.
>> AGHH!
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> YOUR ENERGY IS MINE,
NOW!
GIVE IT TO ME.
>>> HUH!
OH!
>> MRS. WINSTON!
>> SO WEAK.
>> AMY, LOOK AT THEM.
THEY'RE NOT MOVING.
WE'VE GOT TO GET THEM SOME
HELP.
>> CALL AN AMBULANCE.
>> EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE
ALL RIGHT.
JUST HANG ON.
>> YOU PICKED A GOOD CARD,
ANNE.
>> THERE ARE SO MANY BABIES
IN THIS TOWN.
THE DOOM TREE IS GOING TO BE
VERY WELL FED.
>> YEAH, BUT WE'VE GOT TO
KEEP A LOW PROFILE.
THESE HUMANS ARE ODDLY
ATTACHED TO THEIR OFFSPRING.
WE CAN'T ALERT THE SAILOR
SCOUTS.
>> SO WHAT DID THE DOCTOR
SAY, AMY?
>> GOOD NEWS.
THE BABIES ARE GOING TO BE
OUT IN ABOUT A WEEK.
>> GREAT, HOW'S JORDAN?
>> JORDAN'S FINE, BUT HIS
MOM IS IN BAD SHAPE.
SHE GOT IT ALL IN THE ATTACK
AND HAS TO STAY A WHILE.
>> THE PROBLEM IS, HER
HUSBAND'S OUT OF THE COUNTRY
ON A BUSINESS TRIP.
THERE'S NO ONE TO TAKE CARE
OF JORDAN.
THEY JUST MOVED HERE ABOUT A
MONTH AGO, SO THEY DON'T
KNOW ANYONE TO TAKE CARE OF
HIM.
THE NURSERY IS JAMMED.
THE POOR LITTLE GUY HAS
NOWHERE TO GO.
MY MOM AND I WOULD TAKE HIM
BUT SHE'S TAKING OFF FOR A
MEDICAL CONFERENCE IN PARIS,
FRANCE.
I WISH I KNEW SOMEONE WHO
COULD TAKE CARE OF HIM.
>> I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM.
TELL THE DOCTORS IT'S TAKEN
CARE OF.
>> DARIEN, ARE YOU SURE
YOU WANT THE RESPONSIBILITY?
TAKING CARE OF BABIES IS
HARD WORK.
>> YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GETTING INTO, TAKING
HIM FOR A WHOLE WEEK?
HE COULD JUST CRY ALL THE
TIME.
I'M SURE HE'S NOT USED TO
BEING AWAY FROM HIS MOTHER.
>> HERE IT IS, SWEETIE.
>> WHO'S THIS GOOFBALL WITH
THE HAIR?
CAN'T SHE SEE I'M HUNGRY?
>> POOR JORDAN NEEDS A HUG.
PROBABLY SCARED FROM ALL
THESE TUBES.
I'M GOING TO TAKE HIM TO OUR
PLACE.
>> YOU AND A NINE-MONTH-
OLD: YOU COULDN'T EVEN TAKE
CARE OF YOUR GOLDFISH.
>> WE'LL HAVE A GOOD TIME,
WON'T WE?
>> WAA!
>> YOU'RE A HAPPY BABY, YOU
DON'T WANT TO CRY ANYMORE.
>> STOP WITH THE DUMB FACES
AND CHANGE MY DIAPER.
>> I BET I CAN MAKE JORDAN
SMILE.
>> WAA!
>> SHE IS A GOOFBALL.
>> OKAY, MEATBALL HEAD, YOU
CAN MAKE TRACKS ANYTIME.
I'M THE ONE WHO VOLUNTEERED
FOR THIS, SO I DON'T WANT
YOU TO THINK YOU HAVE TO
HELP.
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE FLYING.
>> THAT'S A RELIEF.
BABYSITTING IS HARD WORK.
>> WOOHOO!
>> WONDER IF DARIEN WILL
BE IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD AFTER
A 3 A.M. WAKEUP CALL.
SOMEDAY I'LL HAVE MY OWN
FAMILY, JUST LIKE THIS.
OOPS.
SO, DARIEN, WHERE DO YOU
KEEP YOUR COMIC BOOKS?
I'LL READ HIM A STORY.
HE SURE CHANGES MOODS FAST.
>> MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE HE'S
HUNGRY.
I'LL FIX HIM A BOTTLE.
>> LET ME DO THAT.
>> WAA!
>> DINNER IS SERVED.
HERE YOU GO, A NICE WARM
BOTTLE.
NOTHING MAKES THIS KID
HAPPY.
>> MAYBE YOU'VE GOT THE
BOTTLE TOO HOT.
>> WHERE'S MY MOMMY?
THESE PEOPLE ARE CLUELESS,
AND NOW THE GOOFBALL IS
STEALING MY MILK.
>> WANT TO TRY SOME?
>> GUESS HE'S NOT HUNGRY.
>> WHAT'S WRONG?
HAS HE GOT SOME KIND OF
DISEASE?
>> KILL THE HYSTERICS AND
HAND ME A DIAPER.
IT WAS HIS DIAPER HE WAS
TRYING TO TELL ME ABOUT.
>> WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, I'M
ON A LIQUID DIET.
>> THERE YOU GO, NICE AND
DRY.
NOW WHAT?
I JUST GAVE YOU A BRAND NEW
DIAPER WITH POWDER.
>> NOW I'M HUNGRY.
YOU BETTER NOT HAVE POLISHED
OFF MY WHOLE DINNER.
>> I WISH BABIES COULD
TALK.
>> MAYBE HE'S HUNGRY NOW
THAT HE'S DRY.
HERE, PAL.
THIS PAIR'S A REAL
BRAINTRUST.
>> I DON'T GET IT.
THIS BABY COMES ALONG AND
YOU ARE SWEET AS
PEPPERMINTS.
YOU SEE ME AND YOU'RE MR.
SOUR PICKLE.
>> JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE
HURRICANE SERENA.
>> THAT'S SO FUNNY.
FIRST A MEATBALL, AND NOW A
HURRICANE.
IT'S NOT VERY FLATTERING.
>> THAT'S GOOD MILK.
KEEP THAT UP AND YOU'LL GROW
BIG AND STRONG.
CAN YOU SAY MILK FOR ME?
>> I'M NOT A TRAINED SEAL.
>> AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU
HAD HALF A BRAIN, DARIEN.
HE'S NOT OLD ENOUGH TO TALK.
HE'S GOT TO LEARN TO STAND
UP FIRST.
GOOD, JORDAN.
LET'S TRY AGAIN.
>> AND YOU'RE NOT PUSHING
HIM?
POOR KID PROBABLY DOESN'T
EVEN KNOW HOW TO CRAWL AND
YOU'RE MAKING HIM WALK TO
YOU.
ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE
THAT'S WHY HE'S STAYING PUT.
>> I'LL BET MY ALLOWANCE
FOR TWO WEEKS, HE WALKS
BEFORE HE TALKS.
>> YOU'RE ON, MEATBALL
HEAD.
>> HE IS THE MOST ARROGANT
BLOWHARD.
WHY DID I EVER THINK I LIKED
HIM?
WE HAE NOTHING IN COMMON.
I KNOW HE HATES ME.
HE JUST WON'T COME RIGHT OUT
AND SAY IT BECAUSE HE
DOESN'T WANT TO HURT MY
FEELINGS.
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
>> ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME TO
LEAVE THE SACK, LAZY BONES.
SERENA UP BEFORE NOON ON A
SUNDAY?
SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG.
>> YOU DIDN'T NEED TO COME,
MEATBALL HEAD.
>> HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO
PUSH THE STROLLER WITH YOUR
ARMS FULL?
>> I JUST HOPE I BOUGHT
ENOUGH TO LAST TILL HIS MOM
IS WELL.
>> THERE'S DARIEN WITH
SERENA.
WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH A
BABYSTROLLER?
HE'D BETTER BE HELPING HER
BABYSIT.
THAT CAN'T BE HIS BABY.
LOOK AT THE CUTE FAMILY.
AREN'T THEY ADORABLE?
YOU MAKE SUCH A NICE COUPLE.
>> I'LL GIVE YOU A COUPLE
OF BLACK EYES IF YOU DON'T
STOP IT, MINA.
I'M JUST HELPING OUT.
>> DON'T HAVE A CORONARY,
SERENA.
WE THINK IT'S NICE OF YOU TO
TAKE CARE OF JORDAN WHILE
MRS. WINSTON'S IN THE
HOSPITAL.
>> AS LONG AS YOU TREAT HIM
BETTER THAN YOUR GOLDFISH.
>> OH.
>> SERENA, RAY'S GOING TO
BE DOING A FIRE READING UP
AT THE TEMPLE.
SHE'S TRYING TO HOME IN ON
THIS NEW CARDION.
MEET US THERE.
>> I'LL BE THERE.
>> I CALL UPON YOU, GREAT
PYRE, SHOW US WHO THIS EVIL
CARDION IS.
ON THE COUNT OF 5-4-3-2-1.
>> THAT'S THE ONE.
SHE PUT THAT WEIRD SPELL ON
ALL THOSE POOR BABIES.
SHE'LL DO IT AGAIN.
SEEMS LIKE SHE'S TUNED IN TO
BABY ENERGY.
SHE'S SEARCHING FOR MORE
TARGETS.
>> IS THERE ANY WAY WE CAN
STOP HER?
>> NOT UNLESS SHE APPEARS
AGAIN.
NOW THAT I'VE TUNED INTO HER
ENERGY, I CAN KEEP AN EYE
OUT FOR HER.
WE'LL HAVE TO BE CAREFUL.
>> GOT YOU, RAY.
>> AREN'T YOU IN LUCK,
SERENA?
YOU'VE GOT AN EXCUSE TO BE
WITH DARIEN.
>> SINCE THIS JORDAN CAME
ALONG, I'VE SEEN A WHOLE
SIDE TO DARIEN I NEVER KNEW
HE HAD.
>> BUT LAST WEEK YOU SAID
HE WAS A COLD-HEARTED,
STUCK-UP DORK.
>> I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO
GETS TO TALK ABOUT HIM THAT
WAY.
CATCH YOU LATER.
>> CARDION'S PLANNING
ANOTHER ATTACK.
THE SAILOR SCOUTS ARE GOING
TO HAVE TO BE READY FOR HER
ON A MOMENT'S NOTICE.
>>> RIGHT.
(doorbell ringing)
>> COME IN.
>> HEY, DARIEN.
I HEARD YOU WERE ON BABY
DUTY THIS WEEK AND I THOUGHT
I'D BETTER SEE IF YOU NEEDED
A HAND WITH HIM.
I'M REALLY GOOD WITH BABIES.
STOP THAT.
I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE IT,
BUT YOU CAN'T GO MESSING UP
DARIEN'S CLEAN APARTMENT.
SHUT UP.
>> THAT'S NOT A NICE THING
TO SAY.
YOU'RE A RUDE ONE.
>> I'M WARNING YOU.
>> I THINK HE NEEDS TO BE
CHANGED.
CAN YOU DO IT?
>> OF COURSE, DARIEN.
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO DO THAT.
ALL DRY, SO STOP WHINING.
HE'S JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE
MUNCHKIN.
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE,
I'LL BE GLAD TO HELP.
I LOVE BABIES AND THEY LOVE
ME.
>> WHAT A PHONEY.
WHY CAN'T HE SEE THROUGH
HER?
>> HI, DARIEN.
WANT TO TAKE JORDAN TO THE
PARK?
ANNE, WHAT'S WRONG?
>> ANNE, DON'T BE MAD!
>> YOU FOUND SOMEONE ELSE
TO HELP YOU WITH JORDAN.
FINE, I'LL TAKE OFF.
SEE YOU AROUND.
>> NO, SERENA, DON'T YOU GO
TOO.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> JORDAN THREW UP ON HER
AND SHE GOT UNGLUED.
>> IS SHE YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
>> NO, WHAT MADE YOU THINK
THAT?
>> I DON'T CARE IF SHE IS.
I'VE HAD IT WITH THE WAY YOU
TREAT ME.
YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF JORDAN
BY YOURSELF.
I'M OUT OF HERE.
>> LOOK!
HE'S STANDING UP.
>> YOU OWE ME 10 BUCKS.
LOOK AT HIM.
HE WALKED, DARIEN.
>> I HOPE I'M NOT
INTERRUPTING ANYTHING.
>> JORDAN STARTED TO WALK.
>> HALFWAY ACROSS THE ROOM.
>> WOW, HOW GREAT.
>> JORDAN, SHOW AMY HOW YOU
CAN WALK.
>> SERENA, SAILOR SCOUTS
NEEDED RIGHT AWAY.
RAY'S GOT NEW READINGS THAT
CARDION'S ON THE MOVE.
>> SORRY, DARE, WE'VE GOT
TO BOOK IT.
BIG REPORT, DUE TOMORROW.
'BYE!
>> I WANT YOUR ENERGY.
>> NOT THIS TIME, SISTER.
STOP RIGHT THERE, NEGASLOB,
OR I'M GOING TO TURN YOUR
SIZZLE INTO FIZZLE.
>> DON'T GIVE US ANY OF
YOUR DRIBBLE.
>> VENUS CRESCENT BEAM!
SMASH!
>> NOBODY STOPS ME, SAILOR
WIMPS, SO DON'T EVEN BOTHER
TO TRY.
>> YOUR TURN, SAILOR
FAILURES.
>> WE'VE GOT TO STOP THIS
ENERGY VAMPIRE.
>> TELL ME ABOUT IT.
>> MOON CRYSTAL POWER!
>> MERCURY POWER!
>> BUTT OUT!
GOOD, I'LL ZAP YOUR ENERGY,
TOO.
>> NO, SHE'S ZAPPING ALL MY
STRENGTH!
WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING OR
WE'RE FRIED.
>> HOW DARE YOU ATTACK
THESE HELPLESS BABIES.
YOU'LL PAY FOR IT, YOU EVIL
PARASITE.
>> MOONLIGHT KNIGHT, YOU
SAVED US!
>> HAD TO, SAILOR MOON.
IF YOU AND THE SAILOR SCOUTS
DON'T STOP HER, NO BABY
ANYWHERE WILL BE SAFE.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU
GET OFF STEALING THESE
INNOCENT KIDS, BUT IT'S
STOPPING, RIGHT THIS
INSTANCE.
MERCURY!
>> SHE'S EEZING ME!
>> WHOA, MERCURY, WHERE DID
THAT COME FROM?
I KNOW THOSE WEREN'T YOUR
USUAL BUBBLES.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
ALL OF A SUDDEN I FELT THIS
NEW POWER IN ME.
I GUESS BECAUSE I COULDN'T
STAND THE THOUGHT OF HER
GETTING AWAY AND ZAPPING
MORE BABIES.
>> RIGHT, SAILOR MERCURY.
WE'VE GOT TO PUT THIS BABY-
NAPPER OUT OF BUSINESS.
WOMAN, YOU'RE GETTING MOON
DUSTED.
>> MOON SCEPTRE!
ELIMINATION!
>> AGHH!
>> EXCELLENT WORK, SAILOR
SCOUTS, BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE
YOU MIGHT HAVE SOME DIAPERS
TO CHANGE.
I'LL LEAVE IT TO YOU.
>> TYPICAL GUY, BUT A HUNKY
ONE.
I'M GLAD MRS. WINSTON'S OUT
OF THE HOSPITAL.
>> JORDAN, MY LITTLE GUY.
IT'S YOUR MOMMY.
I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I
APPRECIATE YOU TAKING CARE
OF JORDAN WHILE I WAS SICK.
I HOPE HE WASN'T TOO MUCH
TROUBLE.
>> HE WAS GREAT.
>> HE REALLY MISSED HIS
MOMMY.
YOU BE A GOOD BOY AND LET
YOUR MOMMY GET SOME REST.
>> I'LL FORGIVE YOU FOR NOT
TALKING TO ME, JORDAN.
AS LONG AS YOU'RE STILL MY
BEST B
DY.
>> 'BYE, DARIEN, MEATBALL
HEAD.
>> HUH?
>> 'BYE.
>> UNBELIEVABLE.
>> HE SAID MY NAME.
>>> WE'RE GENIUSES!
WE TAUGHT HIM HOW TO WALK
AND TALK.
>> BABIES AND YOUNGER KIDS
CAN BE A PAIN.
THEY HAVE A HARD TIME
COMMUNICATING WHAT THEY
WANT.
THAT CAN BE FRUSTRATING.
OFTEN THEY CAN'T KEEP UP BUT
THEY STILL WANT TO PLAY WITH
US.
THAT CAN BE IRRITATING.
>> THAT MEANS WE NEED TO BE
EXTRA PATIENT.
>> IF YOU GET ANGRY WITH
YOUNGER KIDS, TALK TO YOUR
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